okay i have to do middle name too b/c these are too good!
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In the collection categories of "Most Metal Handwarmers from the 50s (Will even light your cigarette!)" and "Most Shoehorns," my grandfather wins.

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nice.


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boo hoo i am so sad that sex and the city is ending!
they are setting it up pretty good for ol' mister big, aren't they?
maybe we should bet!

Thank you all so much for your kind words. You really are a family to me here, and it means so much to me. Thank you ( Read more... )

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I am here at Carter and Todd's. We had a delicious time last night, I ate a lot of barbeque pork. With hot sauce ( Read more... )

I am in the Memphis public library which is fucking amazing. That scores major points in my book for this city of accents, I love going to the library so much and especially when they not only have five floors of literary goodness but also computer stations with Internet access on each!

Congratulations to audreyhorne, who is not on my friends list but who I ( Read more... )

p.s. I would like to say that I do not have a faery, and would be happy to be someone's faery if they will be mine and send me cool shit in the mail since I am now in the US and can actually send and receive things on time.
If it is a game, that is.
Like secret santas.