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[quietly_chaotic]

Dear weather:

I am not sure if you are aware of this, but it is currently early August.  Many have come to refer to this time of year as summer.  Unless my understanding of current events is horrendously out of date we are not at the beginning of a nuclear winter, nor a new ice age.

Therefore, it is inappropriate to have nightly highs of 5 degrees

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[lemonygoat]

P.S. Get a psychiatrist so that these damned clouds go away!

[quietly_chaotic]

Well, I personally see our relationship as more of a professional, business-like one. I think that going for councilling together would imply a level of... intimacy... outside of what actually exists between us. I mean, I do spend most of my time indoors...

However, if negotiations between us remain stymied a mediator might prove beneficial.