Dear Imaginary Literary Agent,

[quietlywatch343]

Hi! I'm a genius. Not an ordinary genius, but a super-genius. I don't sleep much, and when I'm not sleeping or trying to have get a date with someone who can't stand the sight of me, I write

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[eloisemadeline]

fuck imaginary, i think this letter ought to go out now...we just gotta get the address.

oh, and smooches.