More drunk driver fuckheadery
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6170554.html
I just had a great idea. Film someone from the dead boyfriends family smacking this bitch in the face with a dull hatchet. If they're still not satisfied, they can douse the face pulp with kerosene and light her on fire. I'm sure Fox would air it. If she survives that, she can then gurgle her way through with the lawsuit. Why the fuck is she not in jail longer for killing her boyfriend anyway? Does that mean I can kill anyone I want and get away with it as long as I'm drunk? Awesome! I can think of several people it would be worth getting rid of in exchange for four months in jail and probation. I'll just have to remember to drink the good stuff so the hangover is worth it.
I think the only thing that would make me feel better about this is if she were to be plowed over by a drunk driver on the way to trial. I'd feel bad for whoever has to clean it up, but at least they'd be getting paid for it.
I just had a great idea. Film someone from the dead boyfriends family smacking this bitch in the face with a dull hatchet. If they're still not satisfied, they can douse the face pulp with kerosene and light her on fire. I'm sure Fox would air it. If she survives that, she can then gurgle her way through with the lawsuit. Why the fuck is she not in jail longer for killing her boyfriend anyway? Does that mean I can kill anyone I want and get away with it as long as I'm drunk? Awesome! I can think of several people it would be worth getting rid of in exchange for four months in jail and probation. I'll just have to remember to drink the good stuff so the hangover is worth it.
I think the only thing that would make me feel better about this is if she were to be plowed over by a drunk driver on the way to trial. I'd feel bad for whoever has to clean it up, but at least they'd be getting paid for it.