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1. why do the republicans insist on chanting USA over and over again? i realize their thing is being more patriotic than we are, but seriously.
2. why does sarah palin always have her hair in an updo? is that her beauty queen past showing?
3. please stop talking about how you and palin are parents, senator. SO IS EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS RUNNING. AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING PRESIDENT.
4. no one thinks you're a maverick anymore, you've been capitulating to bush for years, dude.
5. incidentally, almost everyone on my gmail contacts list has a snarky status message up about this speech.
6. i am also fairly sure mccain just stole a line obama's this race isn't about me, it's about you" line from his acceptance speech.
7. oh oh my. he wears a soldier who died in iraq's bracelet? seriously? i mean no disrespect for the troops but that is some serious patriotic manipulation.
8. i do not understand how you can run a campaign based on change when your party has been in charge for the majority of the past eight year and you have been in the senate during the whole time.
9. oh. oh. we'll use our community colleges to train people for new jobs, will we? HOW WILL WE DO THAT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CUTTING THE BUDGET TO DO JUST THAT FOR YEARS NOW? TELL ME HOW. seriously. that is basically my job. i honestly want to know.
10. ok. wait. "$700 billion a year to countries that don't like us very much." what exactly is he referring to? and um, does iraq count?
11. ok, fine. i believe mccan is not afraid of the dangerous threats and knows what the military can do. i just don't think that's a determining factor in how i'm voting.
12. should mccain be pointing out that his dad was old enough to fight in WWII? your VP is a 40-something woman with a laughable amount of political experience. DO NOT POINT OUT THAT YOU ARE OLD.
13. "fight with me!", senator mccain says. did you know that the republican party is fighting for justice and opportunity for all? please list a specific example of a republican policy that does so.
i am sorry if this list made no sense and was as disjointed as sarah palin's speech. the anger blinds me in these situations. now it is time for the daily show. i need it.
2. why does sarah palin always have her hair in an updo? is that her beauty queen past showing?
3. please stop talking about how you and palin are parents, senator. SO IS EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS RUNNING. AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING PRESIDENT.
4. no one thinks you're a maverick anymore, you've been capitulating to bush for years, dude.
5. incidentally, almost everyone on my gmail contacts list has a snarky status message up about this speech.
6. i am also fairly sure mccain just stole a line obama's this race isn't about me, it's about you" line from his acceptance speech.
7. oh oh my. he wears a soldier who died in iraq's bracelet? seriously? i mean no disrespect for the troops but that is some serious patriotic manipulation.
8. i do not understand how you can run a campaign based on change when your party has been in charge for the majority of the past eight year and you have been in the senate during the whole time.
9. oh. oh. we'll use our community colleges to train people for new jobs, will we? HOW WILL WE DO THAT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CUTTING THE BUDGET TO DO JUST THAT FOR YEARS NOW? TELL ME HOW. seriously. that is basically my job. i honestly want to know.
10. ok. wait. "$700 billion a year to countries that don't like us very much." what exactly is he referring to? and um, does iraq count?
11. ok, fine. i believe mccan is not afraid of the dangerous threats and knows what the military can do. i just don't think that's a determining factor in how i'm voting.
12. should mccain be pointing out that his dad was old enough to fight in WWII? your VP is a 40-something woman with a laughable amount of political experience. DO NOT POINT OUT THAT YOU ARE OLD.
13. "fight with me!", senator mccain says. did you know that the republican party is fighting for justice and opportunity for all? please list a specific example of a republican policy that does so.
i am sorry if this list made no sense and was as disjointed as sarah palin's speech. the anger blinds me in these situations. now it is time for the daily show. i need it.