Holiday Dictator

[quiggs]

My mum, who is regularly famed for her submissive nature, tends to rule Christmas with an iron fist. No doubt about it, this is HER holiday, like the rest of the family is fortunate enough to bask in the holiday revelry after she has deemed it appropriate. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, just odd. From 8am to about 5pm, all of us know exactly

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Presents

[pandarus84]

Just you wait... my present is still coming. DumDum Dummmmm

Re: Presents

[quiggs]

Gees, you make it sound like I should be scared like Richard Dreyfuss. SHARK ATTACK!

Re: Presents

[slake333]

As is mine. Merry christmas, you. Grrr... staying up late caused me to miss my haircut. 8(

Re: Presents

[ex_parachute332]

I know this guy named Jack who has Richard Dreyfuss' face tattooed on his ass. I wish I were making this up.

[eskimoandi]

Well at least my gift is normal... BTW The 24 hour marathon of Ralphie and all his shenanigans is probably the best part about Christmas Eve. I love the leg lamp.

[quiggs]

I actually saw a leg lamp for sale the other day, but for 300 dollars I good just sigh and admire it from afar. I also love the part where the turkey gets destroyed and they eat Christmas dinner at a chinese restaurant where the waiters sing "Deck the Harrs". Gold.