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Captain's Log: Even though Peter has sparked a rather fervent boycott on the Twin Deli, I ran into Carmen and Guinness there this morning. Carmen greeted with seedy eyes; we both knew we shouldn't have been there. Guinness panted a little. I think he was too cramped in his green mesh bag. The oriental O&O'ed establishment runs a vicious chain-gang ( Read more... )

v. doodiebombing:
The disgusting yet wickedly funny act of wiping your ass and then tossing the poo smeared wad of toilet tissue over the top of the stall and onto someone else.

ex. "I got kicked out of the movie theatre for doodiebombing that dick who asks for your ticket stubs."

we’re going to need to conduct a number of tests before I can give you any answers, y'chocolate biccie bastard!

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okay. So I had an AWESOME interview last thursday for a company called Zooma Zooma. They are a production house that does editing, shooting... the works. The office is in SoHo and it's INCREDIBLE. I went up in this little elevator from the street and it opened up to this HUGE loft. I thought I was in ABC Home or something. I looked around and there ( Read more... )

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IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT