[Filtered from Sirius]

[quincytailor]

...Is firewhiskey very bad for plants? I mean, it won't kill them or anything, will it? Triffany especially looks kind of...wilted.

Before anyone asks, I'm not sure how they got into it. I really didn't think plants could even get drunk.

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[fukubuch0u]

Your plant is drunk?

[quincytailor]

Ur. Well. It's Sirius's Plant. Plants, really. Both of them. But...yes. I'm pretty sure they're drunk.

[fukubuch0u]

Oh. But how can you tell that a plant is drunk?

[quincytailor]

They seem sort of...wobbly. Unsteady. The Plant keeps hiccuping. And the empty firewhiskey bottles strewn around their pots are a strong hint as well.

[shieldprincess]

...Uryuu...The Plant and Triffany are drunk???

How did they get into the firewhiskey????

Sirius is going to be really mad. For the lost firewhiskey. Hopefully at the plants and not at you. :\

[quincytailor]

...Yes.

I have no idea. I don't even know where Sirius keeps his firewhiskey. Unless Hector helped them...

Great. I'm sure he'll blame me. :\

[shieldprincess]

That's...really weird.

He keeps it in a lot of different places. I think the plants could've found a few of them if they'd been looking, but that's so weird!!!

...maybe he won't?

[quincytailor]

I know. How does that even work?

Wonderful. Well, they found at least...three bottles. I suppose it'll be expensive to replace, too. Not that I could replace it before he gets back anyway, because even if I knew where to buy wizarding alcohol, I'm still underage.

...do you really believe that?

[prongsykins]

You got Sirius' plants drunk!?!?!?!

THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!

I reckon there's not a lot that you can do other than letting them sober up, cleaning up if they get sick, and then I'll pop by in the morning to administer pepper-up if you like. That should perk them right up. :D

[quincytailor]

I didn't get them drunk! They were like that when I came over!

Do you think that would help, Potter-san? I'd be grateful if you'd try it.

So...you think they should be all right, then?

[prongsykins]

Right, whatever you say. At any rate, I approve.

Yeah, it's really not a big deal, I'll just pop by before work.

I think they'll be fine. And if you want, I'll take the blame for the firewhiskey. I'm sure he'll only be a little mad at me for taking it, whereas he might be wicked pissed at you.

[quincytailor]

Thank you, Potter-san.

And...I think Orihime is going to try explaining what happened to him. She thinks maybe he might be more mad at the plants than at me? I hope she's right.

[sauntered]

If you're in a spot, feel free to tell Sirius I missed him greatly - so greatly, in fact, that I took it upon myself to visit and make out with his greenery.

[quincytailor]

Uh. Thank you, Crowley-san.

[sauntered]

No problem, young Ishida. Though you may wish to add that you grabbed me away at just the right time, seeing as how if I'd actually done such a strange thing, said triffid would be absolutely expired.

[quincytailor]

Well. If it comes to that, I'll be sure to tell him so.

[pyro_iroh]

Ooh, drunken plants, that's very interesting. What kind of plant has the ability to get drunk? Does it have any other unique qualities?