The Dirty Pond

[quinnthe_eskimo]

My roommate is from Beaverton, Oregon...now that's silly. What do you do in Beaverton Oregon? I wonder if she has ever played Oregon Trail?

Life is just crazy. I wonder if life is crazier in Beaverton, Oregon? Wait, that's a dumb question, of course it is...its Beaverfuckington Oregon!

Comments

[dancur16]

the. dirty. pond. period. end of story.

[quinnthe_eskimo]

Oh man that is the best pond ever...two nights in a row!!

[objectinmirror]

JUST maybe, they search online for nasty posts written about them on lj by their future roommates. Then avoid showering so to allow their body odor to mature into a gut wrenching stench. Maybe they just watch tv, get drunk, and go on Made.