A Penchant for the Ironic

[quintus_i]

I've just sent two Howlers home to each of my brothers.

I ranted. I raved. I was profane and impudent and threatened nastily.

It felt good.

And that's all you're hearing from me for a while yet, I presume. For those who are pleased at this prospect, fuck off. I don't give much of a damn about what you think.

Comments

Private to sixth-years

[cantaimforjack]

What's the bloody point of betting pool if no one knows about it?

Re: Private to sixth-years

[quintus_i]

What's the bloody point of a betting pool if you lot keep publically announcing it so that we're more likely to get into trouble?!

HEX IT AS PRIVATES! Even when you're telling people.

Salazar's fucking balls, don't you people know how to not get into trouble every day of the week?

Re: Private to sixth-years

[demelza_r]

Sorry, oh Mr. High and Mighty.

Stupid twat.

Anyway, it's not like anyone knew what we were talking about. They probably just think we're being our crazy, usual selves.

Re: Private to sixth-years

[quintus_i]

Mmmm? Yes. Whatever.

[foot_hold]

I think that would probably be the first time in recorded history that a Howler left Hogwarts.

Private to Quintus: So I take it the wedding's still going ahead as planned?

[quintus_i]

I'm in the mood for irony. I even behaved like a Gryffindor in the recording of said Howlers.

Private to Stephen: No date set, as of yet - thank Salazar.

You don't happen to know anything more about Lucia's fiance other than what Teen Witch Weekly prints, do you?

[demelza_r]

Does that mean I get to call you a psychotic ranter now?

[quintus_i]

If it makes you happy, then, yes, darling. Of course.

Bloody hell, Robins. I don't give a fuck! You can call me whatever you want. Just, go away and take Sloper with you.

[ginchaser]

Sometimes siblings fall in love with people we don't like. Like Phlegm It happens. There isn't anything we can do about it, unfortunately.

[quintus_i]

But that only applies to circumstances of when they really are in love.

Lucia. Is. Not. In. Love. With. That. Prat. Period.