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[quintus_i]

According to the replies I finally recieved from Titus, Julius and my mother - it appears I have to murder my entire family, save my nephew and my sister. Hhmpf. I'd probably also stand to gain the entire Harper inheritance if they all conked out too. I should consider this.

Obviously, this is impractical. So my mode of avengeing has altered.Oh

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[foot_hold]

Perhaps I can ask Dad if he and Mum can adopt you. It's much duller at my place, if you can ignore Rachel.

[quintus_i]

Maybe we can swap? I'll be Quintus Cornfoot, and she can take my place as a Harper.

[foot_hold]

Rachel Harper has a nice ring to it. Not that I'm suggesting you take her off my hands permanently, of course. I do consider you a friend after all.