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hahaha i love how you guys used google as a verb.
You know you're from Georgia when...
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the Highway Patrolman to kiss her ass.
You've used lard in bed.
The primary color of your car is Bondo.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You barbecue Spam on the grill.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . ."
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
Redman sends you a Christmas card.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You view your next family reunion as a good chance to meet girls.
You prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
Your front porch falls in and kills more than three dogs.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind."
You call your boss "Dude."
You think a Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Your father encouraged you to quit school because Larry had an opening on the lube rack.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
You know you're from Georgia when...
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the Highway Patrolman to kiss her ass.
You've used lard in bed.
The primary color of your car is Bondo.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You barbecue Spam on the grill.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . ."
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
Redman sends you a Christmas card.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You view your next family reunion as a good chance to meet girls.
You prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
Your front porch falls in and kills more than three dogs.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind."
You call your boss "Dude."
You think a Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Your father encouraged you to quit school because Larry had an opening on the lube rack.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.