Double Thievery
• •I N F O R M A T I O N • •
Name: Scott "Flipzo" Emerson McColl
Single or taken: single
Sex: what? where?
Birthday: October 26
Sign: Scorpio, yeah i know, it is the coolest zodiac of all
Siblings: older brother, and a cactus
• • R E L A T I O N S H I P S • •
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
How many exes do you have?: none
What is your longest relationship?: DONT YOU EVER LISTEN SURVEY MAN
What was your shortest relationship?: my relationship with you if u keep that tone mister
• • S P E C I F I C S • •
Do you do drugs?: nope
What kind of shampoo do you use?: hair?
What are you most scared of?: death by slow impaling through your butt
What are you listening to right now: A Different City-Modest Mouse
Who is the last person that called you?: A man with duffles
Where do you want to get married?: The moon? or possibly a candy store
What would you change about yourself?: My utter lack of pudding cups at the moment
• • F A V O R I T E S • •
Colors: green
Foods: bagels, pasta, corned beef, chocolate chip cookie sandwich
Girls names: elizaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (you can call her liz, or monkey)
Boys names: Samuel, Benjamin, Panda
Subjects in school: Any class with an easy teacher who doesnt care, I'll entertain myself
Animals: all pokemon
• • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • •
Given anyone a bath?: as a present, like, actually handed them a tub, yes, very common in gift baskets
Bungee jumped?: no, but would think about doing it
Made yourself throw up?: no
Skinny dipped?: no
Ever been in love?: no
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: maybe as a kid
Cried when someone died?: yeah
Lied: no!, I am Saint McColl, how dare u
Fallen for your best friend?: No
Rejected someone?: I rejected a gift of a free bath
Used someone?: I used Frankie, the screwdriver
Done something you regret? yeah, oh yeah
• • C U R R E N T • •
Clothes: shorts, shirt, wait a minute!, no shorts any more!! weeeeeeee
Music: I am not going to repeat myself
Annoyance: Laden Klein, he is the only person who deeply annoys me, if you listen to him for ten minutes you will too
Smell: mint, i was just playing with dental floss
Desktop picture: a screen shot of the desktop with the same screen shot as a background and so on
CD in player: morrowind
DVD in player: none
• • L A S T | P E R S O N • •
You touched: myself, oooooooooooooo
Enjoyed touching: myself, wooooooooooooooooo
Hugged: meh, my mom, be quiet
You IMed: Josh Nagle
You yelled at: myself, ooooooooooooooooo
• • A R E | Y O U • •
Understanding: what?????
Open-minded: hopefully
Arrogant: no, i am the most modest person in the WORLD
Insecure: i try not to care
Random: when bored or around people i wont see again
Hungry: no, even thought i didnt eat lunch
Smart: a little but lazy
Moody: yeah i am bored to death and looking for a purpose
Hard working: ha, no
Organized: no
Healthy: no
Shy: used to be a little but now i am not
Difficult: buh?
Bored easily: no
Obsessed: try not to be
Angry: no
Sad: meh
Happy: meh
Hyper: no
Trusting: not with little things but with serious stuff yes
• • R A N D O M • •
In the morning I: am quite the lively fellow
All you need is: a bar of soap tied to a string and a forest to explore with it by you side
Love is: the number 2
I dream about: usually dont remember but boring things
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: what gender they are
What is one thing that really turns you on about the opposite sex? boobers
When was the last time you kissed someone of the opposite sex? never, uhmmm, virgins for life? ... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• • W H O • •
Makes you laugh the most: The result of Will, Amrit, and Josh, joining forces
Makes you smile: It's pretty easy.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Elvis because he is dead
Did you last kiss?: i hate u survey man dan
• • D O | Y O U | E V E R • •
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no
Wish you were younger: no, but maybe wish i could relive other easier grades
Cry because someone said something to you?: no
• • N U M B E R • •
Of times I have had my heart broken: 0
Number of hearts I have broken: 0
Of guys I've kissed: 0
Of girls I've kissed: 0
Of CD's I own: 10-like
Of scars on my body: around 6
Of things that I regret: trying to count all of my regrets
71 Random Questions
1. ONE WISH? more wishes
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? what if someone loves fighting
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? look above, ya poo
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? yes
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? overrated
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? not sure usuallt covered with crusted over vomit
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? doing fine
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? white and black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? no
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? not a very random question, eh?
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? my feet fart
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? i guess i place where there are modern art museums
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? never watched his show
15. CAN YOU SWIM? yes
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? yes
17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? no, i could use a tan, ON MY EYES oh no the pains
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? one continuous circular licking
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? i am litteraly retarded
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? many many times
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? manual, no noise, faster and they seem to work better
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? not to endangerment
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I can barely imagine anyone who could tolerate me
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? it is fine
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? i have violent reactions to poison
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? meh
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? in my heart
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? no
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? black like i like my men
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? doesnt matter
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? on my foot?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? time to get to the annual barbra festive dance
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? I write down random ones on paper I hand in
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? it is all relative
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? a few minutes ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers, quicker
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? well they way you spelling his name no, you just killed him
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? by who???
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no recently I find it awesome walking around in the dark of my house
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? my computer
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? i feel a little peanuty just now
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yeah
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? 0
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? prescriptions?
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? no
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? brown
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? yes
51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? no, but i am working on it
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no, but picked it up once
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? no
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? no
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? with the right people
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? no
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? no
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? no arent boobies?
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? no those queer liberals are making it up
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? yes
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? opposite
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? tic tacs
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? mother?
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? that old "i'm spicy" B.K. one, because people went on with it and used to catch phrase that they purposely invented
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? no
70. DO YOU SNORE? no
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? nothing so favorite really, but Better lead than dead is pretty hip-hop'n