And now for something completely offensive...

[quixote82]

Creative cussing!  Everybody share your favorites!

Exclamations:
Pancreas-licker!  (Nigel's fave for a time)
Fuckabees! (Nigel's new fave, I think)
Nargy-poop! (That's a hard G, if you were curious.)
Oh Holy God! (Not real creative, but I've been saying it a lot lately)
Jesus tits!
Holy fuckin' Jesus bloody god hell!
Bleeding shit! ('cause that makes sense

Comments

[radioactiveart]

I used to use "Oh, go eat a bowl of fuck" a lot when I was kid.

That's been shortened to "oh, fuck ME." Efficient, if ambiguous at times.

[quixote82]

Eat a bowl of fuck. I like it. I used to call people "big floppy donkey dick" in HS. I'm usually not that creative anymore--I just open the floodgates and pile of words come out. It's kind of fun to momentarily stop caring if you make sense.

[punkramen]

Exclamations:

"Bloody Mary Motherfucker!"
"Holy Bleeding Christ on crackers!"
"Crackmonkeys!" (Can also be a name to call crazy people.)
Also, from Heathers comes my favorite cinematic cuss, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

Things that taste bad:
"It's like death...and tunafish."

[quixote82]

Yeah, always loved that one from Heathers.

Death...and tunafish. Excellent. And exceptionally you. 8^D

[punkramen]

Also, a wish of ill-will from Mr. Eckley:

"May the bluebird of happiness nest in your underarm hair."

At least I THINK it was ill-will. We were never really sure WHAT that meant.

[diva_dot]

Haha, yeah I was never sure either. :P

[ericbodwell]

My friends exclamation "That's hotter than a two dicked goat!"

[quixote82]

Sweet!

[slayerscreamer]

still my #1 fav. for name calling: Foaming Cock

[quixote82]

Yeah that's a fun one. Quite the image...

[diva_dot]

Fuckity fuckbeans!

[quixote82]

You're so cute.

[diva_dot]

Fuckabees!!