Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and then write the definition it gives you.
If there's more than one just pick the first one
(I picked my favourite)
1) Your name? Caroline
DEFINITION:
the subject of many songs such as "Roses:(Outkast), "Sweet Caroline"(Neil Diamond), and "Caroline, No"(beach Boys, covered by they might be giants). Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them.
Caroline must be a pretty hot chick for so many people to love singing about her so much.
Caroline is caroFINE
2) Your age? 21
DEFINITION:
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3) One of your friends? Kristen (because you read this)
DEFINITION:
amazing
Ramen noodles are so kristen.
4) What should you be doing? working
DEFINITION:
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
5) Favorite color? purple
DEFINITION:
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6) Hometown? Little ROck, AR
DEFINITION:
The capital of Arkansas (A-State).
One of the big cities in the Dirty South.
Home of many underground rappers who are soon to come out because there is so many.
Little rock is also commonly called "Tha Rock", and the 2nd home of the Razorbacks.
1: Yo where u going this weekend playa?
2: Mayne I'm going to Little Rockand going to the club cuz it suppost to be krunk there friday night mayne...
7) Month of your birthday? February
DEFINITION:
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Karen
DEFINITION:
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
9) Favorite sport? wii sports?
DEFINITION:
wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!
10) Your last name? Zilk
DEFINITION:
Randy T-Ball's Word
Randy'z Word Dont Try To Take It Fuckin Bitchez
um...I have news for Randy T-Ball....haha.
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Ten things you’d know about me if you knew me really well:
1. I have absolutely no poker face. I cannot physically tell a lie.
2. I'm allergic to newsprint
3. I'm OCD about organizational stuff....
4. I love my car.
5. I was born in Michigan. (seriously - not a lot of people know that! Most people assume I was born in AR).
6. My family is political & thus, I don't like politics that much.
7. I have "terrible" taste in movies.
8. tah-tah bear sleeps with me every night
9. I really really really hate to be cold & associate it with unhappiness
10. my favorite color to wear is black.
Nine of my worse qualities:
1. I'm a littttlllle too uptight.
2. I'm bad at keeping up with old friends.
3. Probably a bit selfish
4. lazy when it comes to doing things for myself (eating right is the biggest thing...)
5. can't say no without considerable effort / don't stand up for myself
6. too hard on myself
7. I get really anxious & emotional about little, stupid stuff
8. I invent problems that don't really exist & I make them a HUGE deal
9. Not adventurous enough (sometimes)
Eight Movies that I could never get tired of:
1. the Sound of Music
2. The Goonies
3. Newsies
4. Mama Mia
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
6. Batman Begins (all because of Christian Bale)
7. The Mighty Ducks trilogy
8. The original Star Wars trilogy
Seven best Days of My Life
1. My 13th birthday haha
2. The day we bought my car = freedom
3. Graduating high school = even MORE freedom!!!!
4. Graduating college
5. various days in Germany
6. I'll let that one count for 2. There were probably AT LEAST 2.
7. the day Alex & I went to Kansas City
Six Things I’m known to collect:
1. sugar packets
2. ticket stubs
3. meaningful wine corks / bottle tops
4. music
5. flamingos
6. notebooks
Five things that are always with me:
1. phone
2. burt's bees
3. glasses (sun & prescription)
4. a pen
5. a notebook
Four Places you could find me if I was missing:
1. my room
2. my car
3. starbucks
4. work?
Three Wishes I want to make:
1. see everything
2. publish fiction
3. live a long, happy life with people I love in a place that I love.
Two Names I’d give my future children:
1. asdf
2. jkl;
One thing I’m really good at:
1. hula hooping on wii fit.
What do you people really expect from me at this point?! ....
the guy in the snow suit that I usually pass on the way to work was driving today - a toyota carola with spinners. it made me want to know his story even more.