Comments | quixotic_poison: yay i feel special, if only others knew this shit was mostly true....

quixotic_poison

yay i feel special, if only others knew this shit was mostly true....

Dec 25, 2004 01:55

And always a pleasure (literally) is the wonderfully entertaining but or sooo "wrong in that kind of way" e-mails of lists we need in our life; Today's "the 9 most important men in a woman's life".... shall we begin? Yes, lets ( Read more... )

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only need me twofacean December 25 2004, 10:52:30 UTC

"Take your clothes off.""Open wide""Do you want it teased or blown?""Do you want it in the front or the back?""Once it's in, you'll love it!""It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.""Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?"(or floor,shower,etc)
i go deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

Re: only need me quixotic_poison December 30 2004, 07:24:22 UTC

oh holy crap.... *grinning* hehehe you are sooo wrong in that hilarious kinda way

Re: only need me twofacean December 30 2004, 13:07:15 UTC

you know you like it

Re: only need me quixotic_poison December 30 2004, 19:19:27 UTC

:D heheh how could i not... but that's exactly the point now isn't it?

9 men... OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!! evilblasphemy January 3 2005, 23:38:51 UTC

You know that is what the hell I am talking about! See I knew you had it in you.(or was that the other you?) It doesn't matter...
The only problem is that none of my men have had those occupations...
those skills? ALWAYS!!!! but never one of those occupations. I didn't care as long as I was occupied ;D