laurel, meg, and i did our chem presentation on oil spills today. and now, I AM FREEEEEE! eating mac and cheese and watching tv beside hedgie ...who really hatesme today. fucking bitch bit me.

i am pretty happy right now :)

it was really gloomy just a moment ago, so i closed my blinds for the first time in two years ( Read more... )

i just found a peice of jalapeno chip resting on the elastic rim of my underwear.
i guess it fell down my shirt and into my undone pants.
whatever it's path, it was delicious.

i'm going to bed lonely as fuck. 

i am feeling kind of lonely.

i started crying and i couldn't stop myself
i started running, but theres nowhere to run to
i sat down on the street, took a look at myself
i said where you going man, you know the world is headed for hell
say your goodbyes if you've got someone to say goodbye to

i believe the world is burning to the ground
oh well, i guess we're going to find out
lets ( Read more... )

i hate when the clocks go backwards. i hate it i hate it i hate it!
fucking overlyfamiliar restlesness, bordem, and unproductivity. 
FUCK
FUCK
AND FUCK.

and HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Maria says:    
day light savings duh

mei ling! AAAUGHKKKKK, WHY ( Read more... )

demetrie martin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QoCRmfJP9kU
i think they named oranges before they named carrots

"what are these?"
"they're orange,,, oranges"
"what about these?"

"oh shit"
"long pointies?"

zach something:
how come it's okay for women to say,  "i'm going out for brunch with my girlfriend"
but as soon as i say, "i'm going shopping for fanny packs ( Read more... )

spinelli came to visit yesterday ( Read more... )