No Monkey Monkey?

[quothethedoctor]

Amy is not responding to 'monkeymonkeymonkey'. It makes me want to take that damn Rubik's Cube and smash it with a hammer into itty-bitty pieces and then stomp on the itty-bitty pieces and then burn the itty-bitty pieces and then bury the ashes and laugh...

I need to go heavy-duty now. Where the hell is my lingerie when I need it?

Comments

[domina_igne]

You know, you'd think being married for a month or something long and ridiculous like that and what with the having lived in sin for 5 months or something previous I'd havethat whole lingerie thing figured out...but no.

[quothethedoctor]

Where it is or how to effectively use it?

God knows I don't know how to use it, but just the attempt should be endearingly desperate enough to make her look up from that damn multi-color cube.

[domina_igne]

Yes, "endearingly desperate" is usually what I'm going for when I try to use it.

Also try malt beverages!

[quothethedoctor]

Does it work?

...Hmm. Malt beverages sounds like a pretty good idea.

[twitchnosewitch]

I think you need to skip the lingerie and go straight for the chocolate body paint. This is serious.

[quothethedoctor]

Never been a fan of licking chocolate off of people, I must say. I wonder what would happen if I spelled out 'AMY! WINE! BED! NOW!' out on the floor with rose-petals...besides her being shocked about the fates of her roses, that is.

[twitchnosewitch]

Hmm.

Have you considered, and I know this is drastic...taking the toy away?

[quothethedoctor]

Hon, I want to get laid, not killed. -smiles-

[whip_smart]

Smash the Rubik's Cube and have a replacement at the ready.

Desperate times, etcetera.

[quothethedoctor]

I'd really prefer not to have to order another 7x7 Rubik's Cube...

But hey, Rosie's advice worked. I got what I wanted and hit the Cube in my toothbrush drawer.