How do you even LiveJournal

[quoththeme]

When does magic come out? Should I add water?

Comments

[notodette]

What's up, yo?

[quoththeme]

OMG I'M SO LOST this all feels so much more technical that the other sites I use.

[colliemommie]

Welcome! The key to lj is adding friends, though wine also helps.

I added you because notodette promised an amazing time, which I believe based on seeing you on her Facebook.

[quoththeme]

Actually more of a vodka person, thanks for the tip! I'll definitely keep that in mind.

[genericambition]

It helps to have an LJ crush or two.

Well, it does for male writers.

[quoththeme]

WTF is a LJ crush?

[genericambition]

Well, my dear...

Sometimes... when a man and a woman like each other...

They choose to gain each other's attention through words, pictures, surveys, and cutesy posts on their Livejournal (LJ)...

Then sometimes they start messaging each other on LJ.

And then it all leads to a stork who comes and visits them, and then the woman chooses to abandon her old LJ, and start a new baby LJ...

Goodness me, you really are an LJ virgin! :)

[quoththeme]

Oh. My. God. Has anyone ever told you you come off a little pervy/creepy? You do. Like seriously I've been on this site for what, 24 hours? Maybe. And you're already up on my junk. Tone it down a little, buddy. Thanks for the intro to the LJ male population. Like I'm still figuring the site out and along you pop like some kind of shiny beacon of horny male all "OH HI DEVELOP A CRUSH ON A RANDOM INTERNET STRANGER LOL U A VIIIIIRGIN LET ME CALL YOU PET NAMES HERPERDURR"

Does that normally work?

[audiobiblio]

Hi! This is Ashlie Brewer from 365FeministSelfies on FB! Just wanted to let you know that I added you!

[quoththeme]

HIii!!! Yay friends!!!!