Sunday Survey, and a Story
My Mom did this family meeting today, it was hilariously lame. I couldn't stop laughing.
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What is your name?Francis Gregory Charles Shoup.Are you named after anyone?My... Dad?What's your screename?AOL: QvorthunoxWould you name a child of yours after you?Yup.If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?Jill.If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?Skyler.Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?Franky.Would you drop your last name if you became famous?Er, no.BasicsYour gender:Male.Straight/Gay/Bi:BI!Single?Yup.If not, do you want to be?--Birthdate:May 12, 1990.Your age:14.Age you act:20?Age you wish you were:None.Your height:Around 5.3"Eye color:Dark Blue/Green.Happy with it?Ya.Hair color:Dark Brown.Happy with it?Ya.Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:Lefty.Your living arrangement:Bah...Your family:Dad, Mom, and a sister.Have any pets?Yes, a dog, Cody, Australian Cattle/Lab.Whats your job?Don't have one.Piercings?Nope.Tattoos?Nope.Obsessions?As in..?Addictions?Nope.Do you speak another language?No.Have a favorite quote?Nah.Do you have a webpage?Nope.Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?Ya, sure.Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?Not really.Do you have any secrets?No.Do you hate yourself?No.Do you like your handwriting?Sloppy, but not ugly.Do you have any bad habits?I bite my lips.What is the compliment you get from most people?Hottie. :DIf a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?"Diaries Of Primeval Tragedies" mUaHahAa! Cool song though.What's your biggest fear?End Of The World stuff, Paranormal.Can you sing?NO.Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?NO WAY MAN! UNCOOL.Are you a loner?Mostly.What are your #1 priorities in life?Music.If you were another person, would you be friends with you?YUP.Are you a daredevil?Nah.Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?Hmm, not really.Are you passive or agressive?Passive.Do you have a journal?Yes...What is your greatest strength and weakness?Never Talks.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?GET MORE MEAT.Do you think you are emotionally strong?Ya.Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?Nah.Do you think life has been good so far?Sure.What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?Umm... If you like it, go for it. ::shrug::What do you like the most about your body?EVERYTHING.And least?Acne.Do you think you are good looking?YES.Are you confident?YES.What is the fictional character you are most like?I dunno'.Are you perceived wrongly?Yup.Do You...Smoke?Nope.Do drugs?Nope.Read the newspaper?Nope.Pray?Nope.Go to church?Nope.Talk to strangers who IM you?HA, I mess with them.Sleep with stuffed animals?Nope.Take walks in the rain?"Singin' In The Rain!"Talk to people even though you hate them?Nope.Drive?Nope.Like to drive fast?--Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?Ya.Hurt yourself?Nope.Been out of the country?Nope. Soon, next year. :DEaten something that made other people sick?Hmm.Been in love?Nah.Done drugs?Nope.Gone skinny dipping?...Had a medical emergency?Nope.Had surgery?Nope.Ran away from home?Nope.Played strip poker?Nope.Gotten beaten up?Nope.Beaten someone up?Nope.Been picked on?Ya.Been on stage?In front of the class?Slept outdoors?Ya.Thought about suicide?Kinda'.Pulled an all nighter?I don't think I have, no.If yes, what is your record?--Gone one day without food?NO!Talked on the phone all night?No.Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?No.Slept all day?BORING.Killed someone?NO WAY MAN!Made out with a stranger?No.Had sex with a stranger?No.Thought you're going crazy?NO.Kissed the same sex?No.Done anything sexual with the same sex?...Been betrayed?No.Had a dream that came true?Erm.Broken the law?No.Met a famous person?No.Have you ever killed an animal by accident?A, bug?On purpose?Ya.Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?No.Stolen anything?RUBBER BANDS!Been on radio/tv?No.Been in a mosh-pit?No.Had a nervous breakdown?No.Bungee jumped?No.Had a dream that kept coming back?Ya.BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?Ya.Miracles?I guess.Astrology?NO.Magic?Depends.God?Ya.Satan?Ya.Santa?No.Ghosts?Ya.Luck?Sure.Love at first sight?I dunno'.Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?Ya.Witches?Ya.Easter bunny?NO.Believe its possible to remain faithful forever??Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?NO.Do you wish on stars?Just for the heck of it.Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?Like Heaven = Clouds and Hell = Fire?Do you think God has a gender?Male.Do you believe in organized religion?Tooooo Harrrdddd.Where do you think we go when we die?After Life.FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?I don't know 'bout that.Who is your best friend?::shrug::Who's the one person that knows most about you?No one.What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?Oh, nothing.Your favourite inside joke?Never had an inside joke.Thing you're picked on most about?How hot I am?Who's your longest known friend?Hmm....Newest?J0rdan.Shyest?I dunno'.Funniest?MIKE!Sweetest??Closest??Weirdest?Mike?Smartest?Me, mUAhuauhaHUauhaDitziest?Me again.Friends you miss being close to the most?Damn it! I barely have friends!Last person you talked to online?Quiche LoraineWho do you talk to most online?J0rdan.Who are you on the phone with most?J0rdan.Who do you trust most?I dunno'.Who listens to your problems??Who do you fight most with?No one.Who's the nicest?All.Who's the most outgoing??Who's the best singer??Who's on your shit-list?Shit.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?No.Who's your second family?Who? My Moms friends.Do you always feel understood?No.Who's the loudest friend?Mike.Do you trust others easily?No.Who's house were you last at?Oh my, I don't know that.Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:Bed Sheets.Do your friends know you?Ya.Friend that lives farthest away:JaBroni.Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?Wha..?What do you find romantic?Turn-on?Sex, duh.Turn-off?No sex, man.First kiss?Not Yet.If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?"Go away!"Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or goingI would know them first.Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out0mG lyK NWY lololz!!1Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractivNo.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?Pssh, I guess.What is best about the opposite sex?They are hot.What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?They can get annoying.What's the last present someone gave you?Christmas.Are you in love?No.Do you consider your significant other hot?--Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you??You wanted to kill?Never.That you laughed at?Allap, sorry mannn.That laughed at you??That turned you on?Myself... O_OYou went shopping with?My sisters friend, and my sister.That broke your heart?No one.To disappoint you??To ask you out?Jenn Reed, HA!To make you cry?None.To brighten up your day?First Hour.That you thought about??You saw a movie with?Jason.You talked to on the phone?J0rdan.You talked to through IM/ICQ?Didn't I already do this one?You saw?Mike.You lost?None.Right This Moment...Are you going out?No. See, I awnsered the question that I wasn't single.Will it be with your significant other?--Or some random person?--What are you wearing right now?Black T-Shirt, Jeans, and socks. The understuff.Body part you're touching right now:I'm typing.. Well, my foot is touching my leg.What are you worried about right now?Nothing.What book are you reading?None.What's on your mousepad?An arrangment of colors that make a picture.Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:Bored, dirty, calm, awake, and lonelyyy.Are you bored?YES.Are you tired?No.Are you talking to anyone online?Nope.Are you talking to anyone on the phone?No.Are you lonely or content?Loonnneeelllyyyy.Are you listening to music?Nope. Was listening to Borknagar though.
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Origin Of The Strawberry
Cherokee Legend
Back when there was just one man and one woman on earth, they began to argue, and the woman kept getting angrier and angrier and turned and walked away from her husband. For a time he tried calling her back, but she just totally ignored him and wouldn't look to the left or the right or up or down, just looked straight ahead and kept walking.
They had done this for three days, and the man was following after her and getting very discouraged and his head was hanging down. And the woman in her anger still just kept walking as hard and as fast as she could. On the evening of the third day she was out on the horizon, and each of them camped where they were.
Then on the fourth day, as the sun came up, the woman began her journey and was disappearing from sight when the one that we called Goodmind came down and spoke to the first man and asked him, "Does this woman walk in your soul?" In other words, did he love her; we don't have that word.
He said, "Oh yes, I wish that I could walk in her soul as she walks in mine."
And Goodmind asked him, "Well, if she comes back to you, do you care for her so much that you'll never argue with her so hard that she'll run away from you like this again?" And the first man promised, "Oh yes."
So Goodmind went ahead of the woman and began to plant all of the berry bushes that we know today but that up until then hadn't existed. Still she just ignored them and walked straight on. He began to plant along the path all the trees that bear fruit, like the cherry tree, the persimmon, the plum, and many others. Still she ignored them and wouldn't look to the left or right or up or down, just straight ahead and kept walking.
So, finally, he went ahead of her and planted a big patch of strawberries in all stages of development. And as she walked along, in her anger, she began to step on these ripe strawberries and a good smell came up to her nostrils. She stopped and looked down, and she saw those beautiful red berries, the green leaves, and the white flowers, and she remembered that she hadn't eaten for three days. She was hungry, so she knelt down and she began to taste these berries, and she found that they were both bitter and sweet -- like life. She ate a few more.
She looked over her shoulder, and way in the distance she could see her husband coming. She ate a few more and a longing began to grow in her heart to be with him. So she gathered up a handful of the berries and stood up and began to walk in his direction. And every once in a while she would take one of those berries and eat it as she walked along, and each time she did this she would go a little faster until finally she was running as hard and as fast as she could run.
Her husband in the distance saw her coming and ran to meet her. As they stood face to face, and the woman looked in her hand and she only had one berry left. This she put in her husband's mouth. So it's because of the strawberry that all of us are in the world today.
Strawberries are a reminder today, that we are supposed to love one another. If you look at a strawberry, you notice that the seeds are on the outside, and that's the way our love is supposed to be. So many people, they say they love someone, but they'll never show it. We're supposed to show our love.
Even today, in a traditional Cherokee home, you'll find that the woman keeps a jar of fresh strawberries packed in honey. And if she ever has an argument with her husband, she won't keep it going. She'll go to her kitchen and take down that jar of strawberries and begin to eat them while she cools down. And when she's calm enough, then she'll get up and she'll take one of those berries to her husband and put it in his mouth and remind him of the promise that first man made to Goodmind in the beginning.
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What is your name?Francis Gregory Charles Shoup.Are you named after anyone?My... Dad?What's your screename?AOL: QvorthunoxWould you name a child of yours after you?Yup.If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?Jill.If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?Skyler.Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?Franky.Would you drop your last name if you became famous?Er, no.BasicsYour gender:Male.Straight/Gay/Bi:BI!Single?Yup.If not, do you want to be?--Birthdate:May 12, 1990.Your age:14.Age you act:20?Age you wish you were:None.Your height:Around 5.3"Eye color:Dark Blue/Green.Happy with it?Ya.Hair color:Dark Brown.Happy with it?Ya.Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:Lefty.Your living arrangement:Bah...Your family:Dad, Mom, and a sister.Have any pets?Yes, a dog, Cody, Australian Cattle/Lab.Whats your job?Don't have one.Piercings?Nope.Tattoos?Nope.Obsessions?As in..?Addictions?Nope.Do you speak another language?No.Have a favorite quote?Nah.Do you have a webpage?Nope.Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?Ya, sure.Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?Not really.Do you have any secrets?No.Do you hate yourself?No.Do you like your handwriting?Sloppy, but not ugly.Do you have any bad habits?I bite my lips.What is the compliment you get from most people?Hottie. :DIf a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?"Diaries Of Primeval Tragedies" mUaHahAa! Cool song though.What's your biggest fear?End Of The World stuff, Paranormal.Can you sing?NO.Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?NO WAY MAN! UNCOOL.Are you a loner?Mostly.What are your #1 priorities in life?Music.If you were another person, would you be friends with you?YUP.Are you a daredevil?Nah.Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?Hmm, not really.Are you passive or agressive?Passive.Do you have a journal?Yes...What is your greatest strength and weakness?Never Talks.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?GET MORE MEAT.Do you think you are emotionally strong?Ya.Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?Nah.Do you think life has been good so far?Sure.What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?Umm... If you like it, go for it. ::shrug::What do you like the most about your body?EVERYTHING.And least?Acne.Do you think you are good looking?YES.Are you confident?YES.What is the fictional character you are most like?I dunno'.Are you perceived wrongly?Yup.Do You...Smoke?Nope.Do drugs?Nope.Read the newspaper?Nope.Pray?Nope.Go to church?Nope.Talk to strangers who IM you?HA, I mess with them.Sleep with stuffed animals?Nope.Take walks in the rain?"Singin' In The Rain!"Talk to people even though you hate them?Nope.Drive?Nope.Like to drive fast?--Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?Ya.Hurt yourself?Nope.Been out of the country?Nope. Soon, next year. :DEaten something that made other people sick?Hmm.Been in love?Nah.Done drugs?Nope.Gone skinny dipping?...Had a medical emergency?Nope.Had surgery?Nope.Ran away from home?Nope.Played strip poker?Nope.Gotten beaten up?Nope.Beaten someone up?Nope.Been picked on?Ya.Been on stage?In front of the class?Slept outdoors?Ya.Thought about suicide?Kinda'.Pulled an all nighter?I don't think I have, no.If yes, what is your record?--Gone one day without food?NO!Talked on the phone all night?No.Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?No.Slept all day?BORING.Killed someone?NO WAY MAN!Made out with a stranger?No.Had sex with a stranger?No.Thought you're going crazy?NO.Kissed the same sex?No.Done anything sexual with the same sex?...Been betrayed?No.Had a dream that came true?Erm.Broken the law?No.Met a famous person?No.Have you ever killed an animal by accident?A, bug?On purpose?Ya.Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?No.Stolen anything?RUBBER BANDS!Been on radio/tv?No.Been in a mosh-pit?No.Had a nervous breakdown?No.Bungee jumped?No.Had a dream that kept coming back?Ya.BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?Ya.Miracles?I guess.Astrology?NO.Magic?Depends.God?Ya.Satan?Ya.Santa?No.Ghosts?Ya.Luck?Sure.Love at first sight?I dunno'.Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?Ya.Witches?Ya.Easter bunny?NO.Believe its possible to remain faithful forever??Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?NO.Do you wish on stars?Just for the heck of it.Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?Like Heaven = Clouds and Hell = Fire?Do you think God has a gender?Male.Do you believe in organized religion?Tooooo Harrrdddd.Where do you think we go when we die?After Life.FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?I don't know 'bout that.Who is your best friend?::shrug::Who's the one person that knows most about you?No one.What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?Oh, nothing.Your favourite inside joke?Never had an inside joke.Thing you're picked on most about?How hot I am?Who's your longest known friend?Hmm....Newest?J0rdan.Shyest?I dunno'.Funniest?MIKE!Sweetest??Closest??Weirdest?Mike?Smartest?Me, mUAhuauhaHUauhaDitziest?Me again.Friends you miss being close to the most?Damn it! I barely have friends!Last person you talked to online?Quiche LoraineWho do you talk to most online?J0rdan.Who are you on the phone with most?J0rdan.Who do you trust most?I dunno'.Who listens to your problems??Who do you fight most with?No one.Who's the nicest?All.Who's the most outgoing??Who's the best singer??Who's on your shit-list?Shit.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?No.Who's your second family?Who? My Moms friends.Do you always feel understood?No.Who's the loudest friend?Mike.Do you trust others easily?No.Who's house were you last at?Oh my, I don't know that.Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:Bed Sheets.Do your friends know you?Ya.Friend that lives farthest away:JaBroni.Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?Wha..?What do you find romantic?Turn-on?Sex, duh.Turn-off?No sex, man.First kiss?Not Yet.If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?"Go away!"Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or goingI would know them first.Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out0mG lyK NWY lololz!!1Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractivNo.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?Pssh, I guess.What is best about the opposite sex?They are hot.What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?They can get annoying.What's the last present someone gave you?Christmas.Are you in love?No.Do you consider your significant other hot?--Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you??You wanted to kill?Never.That you laughed at?Allap, sorry mannn.That laughed at you??That turned you on?Myself... O_OYou went shopping with?My sisters friend, and my sister.That broke your heart?No one.To disappoint you??To ask you out?Jenn Reed, HA!To make you cry?None.To brighten up your day?First Hour.That you thought about??You saw a movie with?Jason.You talked to on the phone?J0rdan.You talked to through IM/ICQ?Didn't I already do this one?You saw?Mike.You lost?None.Right This Moment...Are you going out?No. See, I awnsered the question that I wasn't single.Will it be with your significant other?--Or some random person?--What are you wearing right now?Black T-Shirt, Jeans, and socks. The understuff.Body part you're touching right now:I'm typing.. Well, my foot is touching my leg.What are you worried about right now?Nothing.What book are you reading?None.What's on your mousepad?An arrangment of colors that make a picture.Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:Bored, dirty, calm, awake, and lonelyyy.Are you bored?YES.Are you tired?No.Are you talking to anyone online?Nope.Are you talking to anyone on the phone?No.Are you lonely or content?Loonnneeelllyyyy.Are you listening to music?Nope. Was listening to Borknagar though.
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Origin Of The Strawberry
Cherokee Legend
Back when there was just one man and one woman on earth, they began to argue, and the woman kept getting angrier and angrier and turned and walked away from her husband. For a time he tried calling her back, but she just totally ignored him and wouldn't look to the left or the right or up or down, just looked straight ahead and kept walking.
They had done this for three days, and the man was following after her and getting very discouraged and his head was hanging down. And the woman in her anger still just kept walking as hard and as fast as she could. On the evening of the third day she was out on the horizon, and each of them camped where they were.
Then on the fourth day, as the sun came up, the woman began her journey and was disappearing from sight when the one that we called Goodmind came down and spoke to the first man and asked him, "Does this woman walk in your soul?" In other words, did he love her; we don't have that word.
He said, "Oh yes, I wish that I could walk in her soul as she walks in mine."
And Goodmind asked him, "Well, if she comes back to you, do you care for her so much that you'll never argue with her so hard that she'll run away from you like this again?" And the first man promised, "Oh yes."
So Goodmind went ahead of the woman and began to plant all of the berry bushes that we know today but that up until then hadn't existed. Still she just ignored them and walked straight on. He began to plant along the path all the trees that bear fruit, like the cherry tree, the persimmon, the plum, and many others. Still she ignored them and wouldn't look to the left or right or up or down, just straight ahead and kept walking.
So, finally, he went ahead of her and planted a big patch of strawberries in all stages of development. And as she walked along, in her anger, she began to step on these ripe strawberries and a good smell came up to her nostrils. She stopped and looked down, and she saw those beautiful red berries, the green leaves, and the white flowers, and she remembered that she hadn't eaten for three days. She was hungry, so she knelt down and she began to taste these berries, and she found that they were both bitter and sweet -- like life. She ate a few more.
She looked over her shoulder, and way in the distance she could see her husband coming. She ate a few more and a longing began to grow in her heart to be with him. So she gathered up a handful of the berries and stood up and began to walk in his direction. And every once in a while she would take one of those berries and eat it as she walked along, and each time she did this she would go a little faster until finally she was running as hard and as fast as she could run.
Her husband in the distance saw her coming and ran to meet her. As they stood face to face, and the woman looked in her hand and she only had one berry left. This she put in her husband's mouth. So it's because of the strawberry that all of us are in the world today.
Strawberries are a reminder today, that we are supposed to love one another. If you look at a strawberry, you notice that the seeds are on the outside, and that's the way our love is supposed to be. So many people, they say they love someone, but they'll never show it. We're supposed to show our love.
Even today, in a traditional Cherokee home, you'll find that the woman keeps a jar of fresh strawberries packed in honey. And if she ever has an argument with her husband, she won't keep it going. She'll go to her kitchen and take down that jar of strawberries and begin to eat them while she cools down. And when she's calm enough, then she'll get up and she'll take one of those berries to her husband and put it in his mouth and remind him of the promise that first man made to Goodmind in the beginning.