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So i think this is how it went... something happened to do with me ordering the wrong food or getting the wrong food at the food place here and i was arrested. My cell was filled with what seemed to be firefly like-bugs. The jailer comes, gets me out and from the outside of the cell the structure looks just like the inside hallways of crsh. He puts ( Read more... )

Yesterday, on March 30th 2005, Mitch Hedberg died at the age of 37 of a heart attack.

I wish more than ever that I had gone to that show of his now.

Heaven's gonna be infested with koolas.

loverless love is a prison for the soul. only you have the key.

So i had this dream last night that i was doing something with my dad that needed 2 cars so we went to some random used/junk cars place and we grabbed a car and in it there was a baby doll with no face that was really unique (not one of those cabbage patch dolls). I thought it was creepy, but we went on our way ( Read more... )

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