Asile De Fou--Asylum Challenge: Part 1
I'm back again with a new challenge. The Asylum challenge. It's a lot harder than it looks! So much frustration, but so much fun. Care to join me? Hopefully you'll find it as entertaining as I did.
This is Veronique Veilleux. She's a pleasure Sim with a LTW to be a celebrity chef. And she's the only one I'm controlling, so this should be fun. Isn't she purdy? *pets*
Stats:
Scorpio
Neat: 6
Outgoing:5
Active:8
Serious:3
Grouchy:3
Now lets meet the rest of the household, shall we?
And this is the asylum they live in, on the outskirts of a small French town. It isn't much, but it's comfortable. Most of the time.
While some of the other inmates start to get to know each other Guillaume decides to do some arts and crafts. It calms his nerves, you see. We don't want him to get too worked up. Strange things happen when he gets worked up. *shifty eyes*
Meanwhile this lady seems to have found something of Adrien's under the table.
Lady: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I think it's just a banana in his pocket, lady. This is L'Asile de Fou. They're always trying to sneak away with stuff.
Seriously, the very first thing that Belle cooks sets the place on fire. You haven't even been here for 24 hours yet! You haven't even been here for five! Thank God Veronique hasn't found a job yet, so she was able to call the fire department.
Wow, these two are special. The first fire only a few hours into arriving, and already you're bottoming out? You two are doomed. Doomed, I say!
See? Everyone else thinks so too! Look, the fireman can't get out of there fast enough.
Fireman:Fuck this, I'm out of here. I don't get paid enough to deal with the crazies.
Looks like he got out just in time. Etienne seems to have turned into a monkey. He looks like he's about to start throwing his shit around.
Adrien's not much better. He couldn't even wait five minutes for his turn to use the shower.
Guillaume: If I don't look, it doesn't exist. If I don't look, it doesn't exist. If I don't look.....
Breakfast of champions! Veronique just got a job in the culinary career track, so she's got to be nice and well-rested and well-fed before going in to flip burgers. Wouldn't want to have an accident with the fryolator.
Um...I think she's influencing him? Yeah, that must be it, because she would never flirt with him. She's got her eye on someone else.
And it's definitely not Etienne.
Veronique: Hells no, I won't sleep with him! He's nasty.
Alright then. You can sleep on the floor then, because there are no other beds available right now.
Veronique: Well, you don't have to make me feel guilty about it.
But that's what I do best. Now get into bed with him, or you'll be sorry tomorrow!
Ah, still bringing on the crazy, eh? Good for you! Own the crazy!
Now here's the one she's interested in. (And by that, I mean, the best looking guy, therefore her only match) I sent them on a date, and he's a pleasure Sim too. I hate pleasure Sims. But, I deal.
She gives him a kickin' massage, and he's putty in her hands! She asks him to go steady with her, and of course, he says yes. Like there was any question!
They celebrate by slow dancing around the room, until it's almost time for the date to end.
Which brings them to bed! Such a hussy she is. Hopefully this won't spawn a baby. That would not turn out well.
Meanwhile outside, Sylvie and Adrien attack each other other water balloons.
While Belle just stands around outside in her underwear, looking like an idiot.
Relax, Remy. I don't think anyone's around to see your diary. Everyone's either outside or sexing it up in the bedroom.
Remy:There's you. *narrows eyes*
Very good, but I am all-knowing already. I don't need to read your precious diary to know your deepest, darkest secrets.
Alright, that's it for tonight! Sorry for the abrupt end. To be continued....