I wanted to entertain you

[r0ckinjen]

A normal day: I was slouching on the couch eating an astro pop after running around my neighborhood (TWICE!) and my dad sits down adjacent from me. He starts on a tangent which is pretty normal for him, and after he was done educating me on some random "fact of life" he begins with this: "Jennifer. Pause. Now that you're 19 I need you to do

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[marked_genius]

yeah jen you need to start poppin' the babies out let's go pronto.
lol i think if my dad said that my jaw would have broken from letting it hit the floor.