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[r2dchew]

To commemorate the three thousandth fucking time that Lucas has released his hideously corrupted version of the Original Trilogy here is some fun Star Wars Trivia. Seems appropriate considering the fusion of my username.

I am reminded of an interesting incident in a film class I had last year. We were studying Star Wars and when the end of the ever

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YOU'VE FAILED YOUR HIGHNESS. I AM A JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME.

[undead_journal]

EVERYBODY LOVES JEDI.

CORRECTION

[r2dchew]

Everyone loves lightsabres. Not everyone loves Jedi.

I'LL SHOW YOU CORRECTION

[undead_journal]

EVERYBODY LOVES JEDI.

MOST SPECIFICALLY THE RETURN THEREOF.

THE MATTER IS NOW CLOSED.

[pirate_jro]

that would be my favourite part too, cuz it would have been me yelling that. probably throwing shit at the screen too. but i am tactless

[deathbymoshpit]

I despise everything George Lucas touches now

I am reminded of Brian Posehn's latest comedic work "The Unholy Triogy" which he states his feelings on the latest 'film'

" I think its just an elaborate prank on my sorry ass. I'm gonna walk into an empty theatre and the doors are gonna slam shut, and Lucas is going to rape me. I'm going to be in a crying nerd pile on the floor. Then he's gonna put on a Greedo mask and do it again....call it the special edition"