Greatest Idea? Or GREATEST?
Okay, before I go into this, just a slight warning that I can see some people getting offended by this idea, but Jeff and I just kept LAUGHING in the car, so I had to share.
Okay, follow me with this one. Now, most men like looking at REGULAR women instead of the perfect porn stars, at least what I've talked over with some of my guy friends. So what if there was a strip club with normal sized women, you know, size 6 (smallest) up to like, I dunno, 12 or 14 or so? And I was talking to Jeff of being on Center Stage with my glorious tops. THEN not only do I have a fabulous size 8/10 body for this, but then I can stick with my stage name of "foxymuffin". EH? And all the girls can either have like "muffin" in the name or like names akin to Strawberry Shortcake, but they won't be called "Exotic Dancers" or "Strippers", they will be called "Muffies". And you walk in and the front with like, a coat check and it looks like a bakery front with a menu for Muffin Top and a side a la carte menu called "Muffin Toppers" where you can like order and add on extras to your standard lap dance, like that breathy move thing, or extra time.
And then Schnitzel from Chowder could be the bouncer.
MORE IDEAS? DO TELL. I think this will be a fantastic investment. Any takers?
Okay, follow me with this one. Now, most men like looking at REGULAR women instead of the perfect porn stars, at least what I've talked over with some of my guy friends. So what if there was a strip club with normal sized women, you know, size 6 (smallest) up to like, I dunno, 12 or 14 or so? And I was talking to Jeff of being on Center Stage with my glorious tops. THEN not only do I have a fabulous size 8/10 body for this, but then I can stick with my stage name of "foxymuffin". EH? And all the girls can either have like "muffin" in the name or like names akin to Strawberry Shortcake, but they won't be called "Exotic Dancers" or "Strippers", they will be called "Muffies". And you walk in and the front with like, a coat check and it looks like a bakery front with a menu for Muffin Top and a side a la carte menu called "Muffin Toppers" where you can like order and add on extras to your standard lap dance, like that breathy move thing, or extra time.
And then Schnitzel from Chowder could be the bouncer.
MORE IDEAS? DO TELL. I think this will be a fantastic investment. Any takers?