cute Cute-thulu is cute

[r3nz0kuk3n]

[21:11:37] bluefacedidiot: i want a cthulu plushie

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[seigi_no_kaze]

I still have him! He lives in the trunk of my car because the back seat is filled with glass.

[r3nz0kuk3n]

Glass? Whyfor? Did you put his bible with him?

[seigi_no_kaze]

lol no. someone vandalized my car last year and broke my rear windshield. I never got the glass vacuumed out because I am lazy. Ein keeps Cthulhu company in the trunk. Sometimes I feel sorry for them.

[r3nz0kuk3n]

Does Cthulhu eat glass you think? You know, when he's not eating people? If so, you coulda had the problem taken care of long ago if you left him in the backseat. Then he and Ein could see when they play, as well! WIN/WIN AMIRITE

[seigi_no_kaze]

Cthulhu only eats the souls of plucky New Englanders. The glass is too scratchy for his terrible and bulbous neck. Also his gruesome stomach which can easily digest entire planetoids (he's lookin' at you Pluto!) can't handle Epyon's evil Zero System forged glass. I am not making this up.

[r3nz0kuk3n]

Cthulhu only eats the souls of plucky New Englanders.

Oh God. Is there anywhere to hide?! D: