Ahem.
Considering that my beloved sister is having a birthday, I really wanted to be the first one to tell her happy birthday and show her how much I appreciated the ass kicking job that she has done. Therefore, I have given her the single greatest gift...ever...
Sofia, brace yourself. I bought you your own country. Well, I didn't really buy it but I won it in a poker game sometime ago and I really thought you would be the best person to care for the country formally known as North Korea. You're probably wondering why I'm giving it to you and the popular answer is that I love you but it's really because I knew you would really appreciate having your own country to rule supremely and you've always wanted your own country. Honestly, how could I go wrong?
Enjoy.
In other news, I too am at Cannes. Where exactly I am shall remain a closely guarded secret, I will however make an appearance. You would be advised to watch your back, I am proned to pouncing like a Coppola tiger.
Poppa, I'm keeping an eye on that Tarantino boy for you and I will narc if I feel it necessary even though I'm pretty sure nothing is going on.
Adieu.
Love Roman.
Sofia, brace yourself. I bought you your own country. Well, I didn't really buy it but I won it in a poker game sometime ago and I really thought you would be the best person to care for the country formally known as North Korea. You're probably wondering why I'm giving it to you and the popular answer is that I love you but it's really because I knew you would really appreciate having your own country to rule supremely and you've always wanted your own country. Honestly, how could I go wrong?
Enjoy.
In other news, I too am at Cannes. Where exactly I am shall remain a closely guarded secret, I will however make an appearance. You would be advised to watch your back, I am proned to pouncing like a Coppola tiger.
Poppa, I'm keeping an eye on that Tarantino boy for you and I will narc if I feel it necessary even though I'm pretty sure nothing is going on.
Adieu.
Love Roman.