( Perhaps it is being an android/cyborg that makes us this way )

I am far stronger than the average human. However, I discern that this is not the reason for this question ( Read more... )

Obviously I am better able to contain myself.

When my father originally programmed me, he told me that his daughter liked blond-haired men with blue eyes. When he took me out to meet young men, they were all blue-eyed blonds with varying degrees of intelligence. They were all pleasant to look upon and some of them were excellent conversationalists. Most of them could dance and some of them ( Read more... )

My favorite time of day is 1pm ( Read more... )

When humans are unhappy, they come to hear me sing the blues. They call unhappiness "the blues". What is it about humans that they wish to listen to a beautiful woman sing sad songs about the men who leave her? What is it about humans that they feel better knowing that someone else is even more sad than they are? Why do they want to hear about ( Read more... )

At what moment in your life were you most proud?I have no pride. I am an android. Pride would indicate that I felt accomplished or boastful about something I have done. I have done many things, but I have done them, nothing more. Satisfaction is a human feeling. I have little reason to boast about my accomplishments. They simply are. I am ( Read more... )

If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?There are few famous people in Paradigm City; however, I have little desire to meet any of them. And, if I may ask, why would the chosen bludgeon be a fish? There are far more effective weapons with which one may strike another ( Read more... )

If you could only carry one memory with you into the afterlife, which would you choose?
From Dorothy's future, episode #22 "Hydra"Norman watches the battle through a pair of binoculars as Dorothy stands on the balustrade watching the Megadeus' new configuration wipe away the creature. Whatever the field is, it pushes outward for several hundred ( Read more... )

( According to this, Oz, the feelings are mutual )