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[r_jakobson]

I think you are holding it wrong, look, you need to grip-- it says right here, you need to "grip with a firm hand, fourth and fifth fingers extended, thumb parallel to the grain of the wood," you see? And then you... no, you are doing it wrong, put it down and pick it up again, this is ridiculous.

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[freshasavaisey]

I am literally gripping it exactly like that. What is wrong with you.

[r_jakobson]

Your thumb, your thumb is wrong, put it down, you clearly cannot adjust, put it down and then pick it up with thumb first.

[freshasavaisey]

Thumb first, what does that even mean, would you just -- I am doing it, I swear I will choke you -- Engorgio!

[r_jakobson]

No, you see, that was terrible, and your aim! Here, move it like, like this, you see the grain of the wood, yes? You must feel the ridges of wood with ridges of thumb, you see! Now, again.