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[r_n_r_junkie]

what the fuck is that SMELL in my basement?? it smells like rotting ASS. oh well, fuck it. it'll be gone tomorrow. i was gonna wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo, but it's 12:44 so nevermind

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Hey my muse!

[ladydreamfire]

Suddenly I've been struck with the brilliant idea of investing into lotion stock.

Thanks Sam! I knew you'd get me rich one day.

[fake_shemp]

In the future, say Friday, around 4 pm, you will pick up Jon at the VFW on his road and then the two of you will come over here and we will have band practice.

I command it.

[burnt_pop_tart]

AS WELL AS I!!!!!!!

I ALSO COMMAND!!!!!!!!!

~THE KUNT

[angelspaztic]

but somehow i always end up with my dick in my hand

story of my life....... except exchange the dick for vagina... and I can't like hold my vagina with my hand... anyway... you see how life leads to masturbation, IF you are without a person to share sexual bliss with.

[r_n_r_junkie]

you CAN hold your vagina. it's just more like cupping it, which is a form of holding i guess.

what the fuck are we talking about?

[kingnuthing]

Hahahaha, found this just for you Sam!