There's nothing grander than the big surprise
Okay. Veritaserum. Three drops is all it takes to make Sirius blab anything and everything to anyone. But is that too much? I want to hurt him a little, but he might tell others' secrets. Poor Remus, for example. No, that's no good. Just the two drops, then. He'll still have to answer anything direct, and he'll still sputter on about minor things.
This must be done so carefully. The rules I'm breaking...oh, it all makes me feel light-headed. But if he honestly thinks he can walk around calling me a cunt and undermining all authority...well, he's getting his now, isn't he? Hopefully he will say something embarrassing, but with my luck he'll just babble about missing classes.
Now I just have to get it to him somehow.
((PSST SKELLY: this happens whenever you want it to. She miraculously doesn't get caught. :P Have fun making Sirius go all weeeeeird for a day.))
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Has anyone in Gryffindor seen my cat? She's wandered off again. I should put a leash on that furball.
Also, I've got quite the collection of Fanged Frisbees here. How about those of you who just can't bear to live without contraband items keeping them out of my sight, hmm?