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thoughts of japan have been haunting me recently. i miss it ever so terribly. im miserable, trapped in this fucked up world known as the US. i dont belong here. my heart is japanese. i want to go home....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
2. It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Meghan!

1. Meghan has a bifurcated penis.
2. Scientists have discovered that meghan can smell the presence of autism in children.
3. Meghan cannot jump!
4. Devoid of her cells and proteins, meghan has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing meghan!

wow. a few weeks ago my rat chewed a hole under her arm and i thought it was just from an irritated nipple from nursing her new litter. well i know exactly what happned now. when i left for ohio for xmas it was pretty much healed up. when i came back here, a huge tumor had grown in its place. i noticed yesterday that even tho it wasnt hurting ( Read more... )

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im so depressed right now, and what is causing it is such a waste. its causing lots of problems in my life, and i wish i could just get over it.