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Pow Wow fun.
Potato Dancing has to be the silliest thing I have ever done in public.
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This is the summer of the rest of my life.
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"Life is like a giant game of Sims." says a friend. -
Camel Spiders will Inherit the World
So, camel spiders are terrifying beasts.
The look like something out of a horror movie, or created in some test that involved radiation.
But seeing as they are just born that way and not out of the mind of a deranged movie director or scientist, we came up with a different view on them.
Raspberry and I have come to the conclusion that if there was ( Read more... ) -
Departures
The sound of a VIA train’s stairs being pulled up and locked into place before it departs is a very final sound to me.
It thuds in my chest and shutters up my throat in a very unpleasant way.
I find these departures very depressing.
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Writer's Block: Dream Job
To be completely honest, I would love to be the owner of a Bordello in Amsterdam.
It wouldn't be a sleezy place, and if it where my choice, all Bordello's would be high class.
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Writer's Block: Seven
I know I have commit them all, but Sloth is my favourite.
I am one of the laziest people you will ever meet, unless it has something to do with any other carnal pleasure.
If hell exists, I know I'm going there.
The idea doesn’t bother me though, I'm actually quite excited. Just think of all the other amazing people that will be there!
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There and Back
All right, hear is another little weed theory that I came up with some friends a while back.
Have you ever noticed how going back somewhere takes less time than getting there?
I always wondered why this was since a couple amazing friends of mine pointed out to me when they were driving me home.
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Toucher talking and boy, do I have news for you ( Read more... ) -
Jehovah Witnesses, I choose you!
I have found that I love Jehovah Witnesses, and that the very idea of them makes me giddy ( Read more... )