Episode 1 [Video | Action for New Bark]

[r_username]

*The feed is coming on to a series of beeps, as a Beldum has managed to procure and attach a Pokegear to itself! A few more beeps come from behind the gear, as it focuses in on the back of a blue haired girl, dressed in a highly unusual outfit. In any case, she has yet to acknowledge the gear. As she is currently standing outside "Mom's House" in

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[thebelsareinert]

... Another cosplayer, maybe...?

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[r_username]

*You are receiving no acknowledgment here aside from the sad beeping of the Beldum who still has the gear, Hiro*

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[thebelsareinert]

... Is someone there?

Hello?

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[r_username]

*Turning to face the gear again, now aware that it is a communication device*

. . .

Hello.

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[pastsanity]

[What an... indecent outfit. Her words, however, can't help but pique Kinzo's curiosity, so he approaches her.]

What were you saying about weapons?

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[r_username]

*Not even turning to face Kinzo*

... Weapon Systems: Offline.

*What, you didn't just want her to repeat it?*

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[pastsanity]

Yes, I heard that.

[Kinzo sighs, but he simply takes that as a sign that he should approach from the front to look the lady in the eye.]

That does mean you do have weapons, correct? They just aren't up to working at the moment?

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[r_username]

*Oh. He stood in front of her scanning. Well then. Enjoy the red eyed unblinking gaze.*

Yes, that is a accurate assessment.

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[got_trapped]

[ This girl is strange, but it is Kanako's duty to welcome any and all ladies that arrive in Johto.

...Plus, that's pretty cool cosplay. But what to say?]

Uh, have you tried Ad-Aware?

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[r_username]

*given where it just came from, she is turning to face the source of the voice. Oh, so the gear thing is two way.*

... how would this 'Ad-Aware' be of assistance to me?

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[got_trapped]

I always use it when my computer starts acting bad. Have you updated your antivirus software?

[ Why is she saying these things? She doesn't even think this girl is a robot. In fact, she isn't even thinking.]

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[r_username]

I do not require antivirus software. My systems are not designed in a manner that would allow a virus to enter them.

Furthermore, I do not believe I am acting 'bad'. It would be more accurate to describe my current state as 'inadequate'.

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[nobromance]

Interesting response to the issue at hand.

What are you, exactly?

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[r_username]

*Turning to face the Beldum and the gear. So much activity from it...*

I am a Humanoid Anti-Gnosis Annihilation Weapon. Designation: KOS-MOS.

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[nobromance]

[just like a sci-fi movie, jeez.] Well, I suppose we had to get something like you eventually.

I assume the Gnosis are unwanted, then?

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[r_username]

Affirmative. They are a widespread and near constant threat to the human race.

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[lonestarweeaboo]

[blink blink] Vector? Are those people yer pals from back home?

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[r_username]

Negative. Vector Industries would be more accurately referred to as my creators.

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[lonestarweeaboo]

Creators? Wait, wait... From all of that jibba jabba from earlier...

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[lonestarweeaboo]

[Waaaaaaait for iiiiiiiiiiit--]