001- What.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Hey! What gives! This isn’t the jet! How did I get here? I thought I only dozed off for a couple of minutes!

Ooookay, this place is really creepy. What’s with the pictures? What the heck? That’s not Dad! Or Mom! Or anybody I even know!All right, I must be dreaming. That’s why my goggles are gone and I’m in this weird house I’ve never seen before…

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[kol_shevik]

Phone is like plaything for little Americans! Children see it and must chatter to neighbors all the time kolkolkol--

Is okay, I am now used to hearing silly questions!

[ra_ra_razputin]

Hey! Those are hardly silly questions!

[kol_shevik]

You have been forced into Mayfield town to wallow in Capitalism and you are worrying about silly pictures on walls. Little comrade should work on priorities!

[ra_ra_razputin]

I should be more worried about capitalism than I should be about the fact that there are creepy pictures all over the place of me and a bunch of people I've never met before in my life?

Mayfield? Never heard of it.

[whoplaysthegame]

You were on a jet?

I think the people in the pictures are supposed to be your family too.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Yes! Have you seen it?

They're not my family! I've never even seen them before!

[whoplaysthegame]

No, but that sounds pretty nice! Do you own it?

That's how it was for me too, but I think it's a little fun to have a second family for now.

[ra_ra_razputin]

I wish! It belongs to the Psychonauts!

But I don't need a second family! My first one is big enough as it is!

[flowersmeyoufed]

Um... S'far as I know, this place is called Mayfield and it's like a giant game of make-believe. You get a not-really-mama and not-really-papa and I've even got a not-really-brother but he's kinda creepy.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Okaaaay, that's weird. And something I definitely don't remember signing up for. I think there's been a mistake, I'm not supposed to be here!

[flowersmeyoufed]

Neither did I, but... here I am. S'a nice change of pace, though, I think.

[ra_ra_razputin]

I guess if you were on vacation, sure, but I was on a mission and I need to get back!

[brat_inadress]

[After hearing the ruckus from somewhere in the house, Aoi, who was for once not in his borrowed clothes and wig. He peeked his head into the room and looked somewhat disgusted.]

Kawaii ku nai. You're obviously not cute at all. What are you, a monkey?

[Ooc; 8D;; I would've posted this earlier but I happen to be a very unlucky person who Lj decides to quit on. >___>;;]

[ra_ra_razputin]

What? Hawaii? Huh? *wheels around* I'm sorry, I must have missed the cute memo. Who are you?

((lol, it's cool))

[brat_inadress]

Well, I'm the famous internet celebrity Aoi...

[He cringes a bit remembering he's not in his girl cosplay.]

According to these pictures you're apparently my brother... Though I can't tell, are you younger than me or are you just older and really short?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Oh. My family doesn't have a computer.

This is part of that 'make believe' thing that's going on, right? Because no offense, but I have a couple of brothers and you aren't one of them. I'm Raz. And I'm 10, for the record.

[from_thesea]

Can you fly jets?

[ra_ra_razputin]

No, but I got to fly ON one! ...And I'm pretty sure I'm still supposed to be on it, too.

[from_thesea]

That's cool too, I've always wanted to fly on a jet.

This place does weird stuff sometimes. But it's okay, I'm going to make this place a Sealand colony!

[ra_ra_razputin]

It WAS cool... at least until I fell asleep on the ride and they apparently dumped me here.

Sealand? That's in Europe, right? So are we in Europe right now? Man, I must have been asleep longer than I thought.