[Raz was woken up this morning when his head slammed into the headboard of his bed. Upon sitting up, he realizes that his feet are dangling over the end. Did his bed shrink overnight, or is he... getting... bigger
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Oh, cool, I was just wondering how I was going to get out of the house!
[Even in the time it took him to say that, the ground receded another couple of inches. Maaaaaybe he should climb out before he demolishes the house even more.]
[Balin finds himself in the midst of a screaming mob of drones on his way home. He's just a touch lucky that he manages to get out of the stampede without getting knocked over and trampled, though it did leave him banged up a little. He had to body-check a few people with his shotgun to keep them from knocking the wind out of him.]
[And when he's out of their way and can look back to see the source of their terror, Balin looks kinda pissed off and all too generous to share some of that Philly rage. He shakes his shotgun up at Raz the way he might have shaken a fist instead.]
HEY, ASSHOLE! WATCH WERE YOU'RE HERDIN'A DRONES!
[Balin, minding his tongue around giant ten year olds? Never!]
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Wh-what even...
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[Even in the time it took him to say that, the ground receded another couple of inches. Maaaaaybe he should climb out before he demolishes the house even more.]
Uh, sorry about that, by the way.
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[And when he's out of their way and can look back to see the source of their terror, Balin looks kinda pissed off and all too generous to share some of that Philly rage. He shakes his shotgun up at Raz the way he might have shaken a fist instead.]
HEY, ASSHOLE! WATCH WERE YOU'RE HERDIN'A DRONES!
[Balin, minding his tongue around giant ten year olds? Never!]
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[Goggalor stops what he's doing and squints at the puny ants at his feet.]
Oh, hey, I didn't realize you weren't all drones down there!
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Yeah, well, I ain't lookin'a crowd surf people, you get me?
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Yeah, sorry about that! Hey, you want a ride instead?
[He kneels down and extends a giant hand.]
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