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[rab_the_only]

Happy fucking Christmas, you bastards.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings.

Comments

[_cissy_black_]

Awww, Happy Christmas to you too Rabbie! I got you a christmas present- it should be arriving soon! :D

[rab_the_only]

I don't anything from you, skank.

((Did she really send him something? XD))

[_cissy_black_]

Too bad... make sure you hurry and open it!

((oh yeah she did... ;) She sent him an unmarked envelope filled with undiluted bubotuber pus (it'll make his hands break out in boils) and the latest copy of playwitch ;) ))

[rab_the_only]

You fucking bitch! I just spent a night in the hospital wing because of you! You slut! You're going to die a painful death, cunt!

[poison_infrench]

Hmmm the many uses of coal in a stocking....I wonder how well it works as a missile in your direction? Bet that could cause injury at least....

[rab_the_only]

Are you threatening me, Professor?

[poison_infrench]

Not really. It was just a joke begging to be made. Either way, I'm not your professor.

[nomudbloods]

Ha! You probably aren't getting anything for Christmas. This is too brilliant. Have a nice time sledding, or whatever it is you do for fun in Durmstrang.

[rab_the_only]

Fuck off Dolohov, you're not funny anymore.

[nomudbloods]

Aww, poor Rabby. Bet you miss us now, don't you? Makes you wish you were less of an arse before.

[rab_the_only]

You'd be the last thing that I would miss. I happen to be quite happy here.