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[rab_the_only]

I'm all settled in and I never thought I would miss those fucking curtains. In the words of some fucking muggle, the boys are back in town. Yes, they are. Really though, all you bastards should be appreciating this fucking castle. The food here is orgasmic compared to the shite they fed you at Durmstrang

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[rab_the_only]

Perhaps you're agreeing with me so that I'll put in a good word for Dolohov.

It won't work, mate.

[nomudbloods]

What's all this, Shaklebolt? I'm flattered and all that, but I have a girlfriend, you see.

Private

[lestrange_1]

That's probably the gayest thing you've ever said. I'm free whenever.

Re: Private

[rab_the_only]

You would know, eh Dolphy?

Later today, the common room. I'll get back to you with a specific time.

Erm... thanks.

Re: Private

[lestrange_1]

Alright.

For what?

[_cissy_black_]

You're back? How...erm...wonderful. You're not mad at me for your "christmas gift" are you?

[rab_the_only]

Narcissa, we have some issues to get over.

[_cissy_black_]

Erm...what issues?

[rab_the_only]

Some issues of the past. Such as, you sending me "Christmas presents."

[nomudbloods]

Why aren't we doing anything yet? Wreak a little havoc, cause a little chaos, that sort of thing.

[rab_the_only]

We aren't because I'm a good boy now.

Tonight, eight oclock. Meet me in the common room. We'll spice things up a bit.

[nomudbloods]

Oh, yeah. How could I forget.

Just you and me? I'm taken, Rabbie.

[rab_the_only]

You fucking poofter.

[somberstarburst]

Oh. You're back.

Are you less crazy now? At all?

[rab_the_only]

Well Charlotte, how are you?

I was never crazy, whatever are you speaking of?

[somberstarburst]

I'm fantastic.

You were too. I remember. I don't care, though, if you've gotten less crazy.