YACHT ROCK
 
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Bidding a fair amount of cash,
my room you intended taking.
Little did thee know that stubborn
hearts dwelled within the walls, flaking.
Higher-up's quaked unto mine will,
making your offer naught but nil.

My bane, ruining my day. My homeless sophmore.

Lay-Man's translation:YOU ARE NOT STEALING MY FREAKIN' ROOM YOU GREEDY SOPHMORE. IT'S MINE! ( Read more... )

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Bruce Campbell is god.


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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Catch a sexually transmitted disease.

Get your resolution here

Seriously. What the hell people.

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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You broke my heart without a cause,
and clerks say two hundred is not enough.
Thine hands shall become surgeon's, to place upon
thouest's fair breasts and similar important stuff. ;)
Do not worry for much care shall be taken,
because sixty seven dollars shan't be forsaken.

My candlestick, lighting my way. My cheap laptop.

I figured out some stuff tonight:

A.
1) Me and tech support singled out the problem with my laptop. The Voltage Convertor is broken.

2) I took great care of my laptop. I took care of it better than alot of people take care of their pets. Thus, Laptops are gay.

That's not too bad, I thought, since when I bought it:

B.
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