I own sexy underwear that is almost a decade old. And I still wear it.

Because of jello_shot , I have spent all day thinking about the next five years and I'm terrified. I have no plan! And I'm all alone! Five years ago I was packing up for college, which seems like yesterday. Five years from now, I'll be 28. That's a decade older than both my grandmothers were when they got married. That two years older than Mom was when she ( Read more... )

-I finally saw one of my neighbors. Maybe. You know, the ones who are intimate in a not-quiet fashion? I'm going to cross my fingers and hope that it was their cleaning lady and not the woman because she was pretty old and as much as I want to a naughty bitch who needs a spanking when I'm that age, I don't need to think about it now ( Read more... )

Name six songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from or whether they have words, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions and then list the six artists and the songs in your LiveJournal. Then tag six other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

This morning I was flipping through my InStyle and do you know what I saw? A nipple! There it was, peeking brazenly from a lace Dolce & Gabbana shirt. Honestly, do we not airbrush anymore? Have we lost all sense of propriety? This isn't Maxim ( Read more... )

-There was a signer at the Garrison Keillor concert. Are there a lot of deaf fans of public radio ( Read more... )

Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits are the most fantastic things in the world. I can't think of anything I'd rather have in my mouth.

I may or may not go out tonight. I don't know if this would be a 7 o'clock going-out or an 11 o'clock going-out. I don't know if this is a dancing going-out or a drinking/eating going-out. I wish it was a boy going-out instead of a girl going-out. And I'm pretty sure I should be going up to Grafton and getting some sleep instead of going out at all ( Read more... )

So, I recently received a lovely phone message from Stephanie. From the sounds of things she was being pleasured by Mr. Bryan, or perhaps had just seen the perfect go-with-everything t-strap heels. Mmm ( Read more... )

I finished the scarf I was knitting! I haven't been paying attention and it ended up much longer than I expected. I think this sucker's got 12 feet to it. But it's skinny, it needs to be looped.

Now I can start on my Gryffendor scarf. Time to learn the circular needles.