I'm going to be a nurse. I love it.

I love that I'm physically strong. No matter what, if a fat guy needs to be moved, they're going to be hoping for my farm working shoulders and pipefitter hands.

In a year's time, I'll be doing what I was built for:

Helping people.

It's my second to last day on the job, and I need to go. I have nothing to do, but a TON of shit that I could be doing if I wasn't here. Arg. I'm thinking that I'm going to take a half day tomorrow. I mean, really. What the fuck am I going to do at 3PM on a Friday that happens to be my last day? Not a fucking thing, that's what ( Read more... )

I love going on dates. I like the idea of sweeping a woman off of her feet. It usually doesn't happen that way, of course. See The Smore's Incedent.

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Pugs and Drugs
 12PM: Philaldephia Pug Club meeting at Fairmount Park
Imagine 150 fat ugly pugs running around the park being fat and ugly. Adorable.

2PM: A picnic. Wine. ( Read more... )

I moved into my room yesterday. After a brief panic attack spurred by the fact that I'm living in a dorm at the ripe age of 26, I settled in rather nicely. The room is big, the bed is comfy, and I get my own bathroom. It rocks. There's a handicapped shower stall, so it has a seat. It would be a real shame if I didn't get to have sex in that ( Read more... )

Whew, ok ( Read more... )

Ok, so last night. Full of whiskey and hormones, Suzy and I were groping each other on the 4th floor balcony. It's kind of like a fire escape without the stairs. Anyway, the door shuts behind us and locks, trapping us out there. Fuck. So I did the stupidest thing of my adult life: I climbed from the 4th floor balcony down to the balcony on ( Read more... )

There was much making out this weekend.  You should probably take my word for it.

On Friday I met Chrysty and Bethany and her roomate at the bar, then we went dancing. Chysty didn't have any money, so I bought her drinks pretty much all night. It wasn't as bad as all that, since the beer at my brother's dj night was free. Anyway, Chrysty was cool ( Read more... )

I went to the bar with Bethany and her friends this afternoon. We got nice and afternoon shitfaced. I don't want to judge anyone, but those girls are sluts. Really. They sleep with a lot of dudes. Which is fine and all, I just ended up arguing with their drunk asses about it for a good long time ( Read more... )

I'm officially a Resident Assistant at Harcum. w00t and soforth.

I'm giving notice tomorrow. That should be fun.

Whew! I'm so relieived. I can't wait to get some sleep!

Still waiting on Harcum to call me. I'm losing patience. I keep telling myself that it would be HIGHLY irregular if I wasn't hired for this job, but worrying about it won't make the call come any faster and that I should just relax. But still. There is a LOT riding on this, and the not knowing is going to drive me BUGSHIT ( Read more... )