To Bert, may you continue to rag on Gerard for many years to come.
OMG I love making fun of this man. This is what happens when I am confined to bed.
You'll have to follow this one to YouTube, but trust me it's worth it to see the crazy, zombie, microphone-blowjob dance.
http://97xonline.com/sightsandsounds/askgerard2.html
Gerard Way loves Harry Potter (I bet he's a slashy). Also, that means this picture is more accurate than I thought. (Ignore the Frank in his lap.)
Everyone likes to make the Gryffindor joke, but perhaps it's true? Bad Gerard, for not reading HBP! You missed all the best slash! Oh, and pride FTW. =P
http://www.buzzgrinder.com/2006/my-chemical-romance-david-bowie/
Bowie FTW!
Gerard's Fantasy
TMI, Gerard, TMI.
He just wants to find his knight in shining armor! Of course, he has to have a big sword. It's even better that it's before "Prison." Watch out for Frankie's expression of pain sometime during Gerard's rant. We all know what he was thinking, "STFU, Gerard!"
Notice him try to scream like Bert. It's cute in a pathetic kind of way. Also, note the lyric change, "Why remember," to "I remember." It may or may not be intentional.
I laughed so hard I actually cried. (Watching again, I don't remember what was so funny except for that middle picture. Ah well, I'll leave it up anyway.)
Not sure what he's brining back, but it ain't sexy...
You might want to turn the volume down a little for the first part. I'm not sure if he's getting off or passing a stone.
This one made me vomit a little. Why he feels the need to unzip his brother's shirt and lick his chest, I'll never know.
The next time he tried it he didn't get very far. I love Frank rushing to the rescue, and I love Mikey's, "Don't touch me, fucker," flinch. I wonder if Gerard knew he fell or if he thought he and Frank were just playing. That would explain why he tried to undress him again.
Wow, just wow. Drunken brawl. I love that Ray steps up though. He tries so hard to hold that guy back. Oh, and this is freaky on a whole new level because there is a guy in that video that looks identical to one of my ex boyfriends. SCARY. Don't miss Gerards crazy, drunken fighting skills.
I did have another video here, but it started to offend me a little, so I took it down. The gist of it was a comedian making fun of Gerard and using the I Don't Love You song/video as an example to say he's gay and dated Bert. I was amused that someone who dislikes MCR and isn't in fandom picked up on it, but the gay jokes were a bit too much. Plus, the guy's voice and "rap" were atrocious.
In case you can't tell, I've been on an stfugerard spree. I have seen things too horrendous to even consider posting them in my own journal. The moobs! OH GOD THE MOOBS! It's unfortunate that half of the videos they've posted have been removed from YouTube for ToS violations. I'm sure they were hysterical.
This post goes out to Bert, who enjoys taking the piss out of Gerard more than anyone. Here's hoping his surgery is successful and he is able to sing again. Because really, the world would be a much worse place if Bert McCracken couldn't sing.
You'll have to follow this one to YouTube, but trust me it's worth it to see the crazy, zombie, microphone-blowjob dance.
http://97xonline.com/sightsandsounds/askgerard2.html
Gerard Way loves Harry Potter (I bet he's a slashy). Also, that means this picture is more accurate than I thought. (Ignore the Frank in his lap.)
Everyone likes to make the Gryffindor joke, but perhaps it's true? Bad Gerard, for not reading HBP! You missed all the best slash! Oh, and pride FTW. =P
http://www.buzzgrinder.com/2006/my-chemical-romance-david-bowie/
Bowie FTW!
Gerard's Fantasy
TMI, Gerard, TMI.
He just wants to find his knight in shining armor! Of course, he has to have a big sword. It's even better that it's before "Prison." Watch out for Frankie's expression of pain sometime during Gerard's rant. We all know what he was thinking, "STFU, Gerard!"
Notice him try to scream like Bert. It's cute in a pathetic kind of way. Also, note the lyric change, "Why remember," to "I remember." It may or may not be intentional.
I laughed so hard I actually cried. (Watching again, I don't remember what was so funny except for that middle picture. Ah well, I'll leave it up anyway.)
Not sure what he's brining back, but it ain't sexy...
You might want to turn the volume down a little for the first part. I'm not sure if he's getting off or passing a stone.
This one made me vomit a little. Why he feels the need to unzip his brother's shirt and lick his chest, I'll never know.
The next time he tried it he didn't get very far. I love Frank rushing to the rescue, and I love Mikey's, "Don't touch me, fucker," flinch. I wonder if Gerard knew he fell or if he thought he and Frank were just playing. That would explain why he tried to undress him again.
Wow, just wow. Drunken brawl. I love that Ray steps up though. He tries so hard to hold that guy back. Oh, and this is freaky on a whole new level because there is a guy in that video that looks identical to one of my ex boyfriends. SCARY. Don't miss Gerards crazy, drunken fighting skills.
I did have another video here, but it started to offend me a little, so I took it down. The gist of it was a comedian making fun of Gerard and using the I Don't Love You song/video as an example to say he's gay and dated Bert. I was amused that someone who dislikes MCR and isn't in fandom picked up on it, but the gay jokes were a bit too much. Plus, the guy's voice and "rap" were atrocious.
In case you can't tell, I've been on an stfugerard spree. I have seen things too horrendous to even consider posting them in my own journal. The moobs! OH GOD THE MOOBS! It's unfortunate that half of the videos they've posted have been removed from YouTube for ToS violations. I'm sure they were hysterical.
This post goes out to Bert, who enjoys taking the piss out of Gerard more than anyone. Here's hoping his surgery is successful and he is able to sing again. Because really, the world would be a much worse place if Bert McCracken couldn't sing.