Survey!
I wrote a survey today! And I filled it out! Care to look?
The BasicsName:Melony Age:14 Gender:I'm a guy. I'm really 45, and I'm known as Bob 'round these parts. Location:California Looks:Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5 foot six, last I checked. If i told you more, I'd have to kill you. Social LifeWhat kind of school do you go to:Homeschool How many friends do you have at school:I might go to a public highschool for a year or so, so then...at least three or four. How often are you online:Constantly. 25 hours, 8 days a week. Minus schoolwork, showers, sleep, and the overexxagerations...around ten hours a day? How many friends do you have online:Many. I think the last count was 15, but I'm not sure... Have a crush/obbsession/stalkee:Yes. Care to share his/her name:No. Also, would you like to tell us why you crush/obbsess/stalk them:No. Finally, is this person a friend or just someone you admire from a distance:Friend. Which of your friends is...The Purest:Beth. I just introduced her to everyone yesterday. She might not be, though *blink* Most Devilish:Laur. Most Perverted:Tie between Max, Walter, Conrad, and Laur. The Smartest:Me, der. XD...Err...Mandy, maybe? I dunno... The Funniest:The guys have a pretty odd sense of humor, so I suppose a tie between them all... Convinced They'll Get You In The Sack Someday:That's many people...I wish... The News Buff:I'll put it this way : Loui knows more about the president than I do half the time, and she's in Australia. The Insane One:Me. Seriously. And What Word Describes You, If None Of These Work:Insomniac Word AssociationHungry:Cornell Posted:BURNED Mary, Jesus, and Joseph on a Fucking Bus:OW, THE FUCKING PAIN Done drugs:Nope. Smoked Pot:Might someday *shrugs* Masticated:I'd die if I didn't *g* Did you know that masticate means to chew food:Yup *g* Done Karaeoke:Hell yes. That was a good time... Gone into a chat just to annoy people:Yes Filled out a survey with bullshit answers:What do you think I'm doing no-err-Nope. Swore in front of your mother/father:Yup, I get yelled at for it all the time. Eaten a dog treat:Nope. Contemplated a huge road trip with friends just for shits and giggles:Many times. Internet friends are insane. Had dreams involving your internet friends:Every fucking night. Contemplated murder on someone who wrote a survey:Nope Screamed random things at people while in a moving vehicle:Yes. My friend and I mooed. But then we realised we'd be shot at, so we started going "HEY, BOB! HIIIIIIII!" Written a song:I've written four. All four suck.
Quiz of Boredom and Doom! brought to you by BZOINK!
Today I went to the library. Got books! Five Animorphs books, Darwin Awards 2, and Guiness World Records 2004. Good books. Also did many sit ups this morning. Bad idea. Hurts to move legs, or stretch, or bend, or laugh. Kill me now. But I have Salsa Verde chips. Good chips. They make everything all better. Except the fear of moving my legs.
I'm gonna go watch TV and eat chips and read.
The BasicsName:Melony Age:14 Gender:I'm a guy. I'm really 45, and I'm known as Bob 'round these parts. Location:California Looks:Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5 foot six, last I checked. If i told you more, I'd have to kill you. Social LifeWhat kind of school do you go to:Homeschool How many friends do you have at school:I might go to a public highschool for a year or so, so then...at least three or four. How often are you online:Constantly. 25 hours, 8 days a week. Minus schoolwork, showers, sleep, and the overexxagerations...around ten hours a day? How many friends do you have online:Many. I think the last count was 15, but I'm not sure... Have a crush/obbsession/stalkee:Yes. Care to share his/her name:No. Also, would you like to tell us why you crush/obbsess/stalk them:No. Finally, is this person a friend or just someone you admire from a distance:Friend. Which of your friends is...The Purest:Beth. I just introduced her to everyone yesterday. She might not be, though *blink* Most Devilish:Laur. Most Perverted:Tie between Max, Walter, Conrad, and Laur. The Smartest:Me, der. XD...Err...Mandy, maybe? I dunno... The Funniest:The guys have a pretty odd sense of humor, so I suppose a tie between them all... Convinced They'll Get You In The Sack Someday:That's many people...I wish... The News Buff:I'll put it this way : Loui knows more about the president than I do half the time, and she's in Australia. The Insane One:Me. Seriously. And What Word Describes You, If None Of These Work:Insomniac Word AssociationHungry:Cornell Posted:BURNED Mary, Jesus, and Joseph on a Fucking Bus:OW, THE FUCKING PAIN Done drugs:Nope. Smoked Pot:Might someday *shrugs* Masticated:I'd die if I didn't *g* Did you know that masticate means to chew food:Yup *g* Done Karaeoke:Hell yes. That was a good time... Gone into a chat just to annoy people:Yes Filled out a survey with bullshit answers:What do you think I'm doing no-err-Nope. Swore in front of your mother/father:Yup, I get yelled at for it all the time. Eaten a dog treat:Nope. Contemplated a huge road trip with friends just for shits and giggles:Many times. Internet friends are insane. Had dreams involving your internet friends:Every fucking night. Contemplated murder on someone who wrote a survey:Nope Screamed random things at people while in a moving vehicle:Yes. My friend and I mooed. But then we realised we'd be shot at, so we started going "HEY, BOB! HIIIIIIII!" Written a song:I've written four. All four suck.
Quiz of Boredom and Doom! brought to you by BZOINK!
Today I went to the library. Got books! Five Animorphs books, Darwin Awards 2, and Guiness World Records 2004. Good books. Also did many sit ups this morning. Bad idea. Hurts to move legs, or stretch, or bend, or laugh. Kill me now. But I have Salsa Verde chips. Good chips. They make everything all better. Except the fear of moving my legs.
I'm gonna go watch TV and eat chips and read.