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I'm so gonna get my ass BEATEN for this, but I was thinking, and I decided, "What if Bush had to type out all his speeches? How would that work?"
So, I decided to show that for you all.
THANK U AL11!1!1! OMG WTF PLZ B SAAETD!1!!!!1! OMG LOL
MERICA AND OUR ALEIS R FIGHTNG A NU KIND OF WAR AGANEST A DIFERANT KIND OF ANAMY11!1! WTF THIS CONFLICT PLAECS GR3AT D3MANDS ON DA MEN AND WOM3N OF OUR ARM3D FORC3S INCLUDNG OUR GUARD AND R3SERVE11!1!! WTF THEY HAEV MET 3VERY TEST!1!1 WTF LOL THEYVE RIESN 2 EVERY TEH!!1!!1!! WAR ALSO PLAECS DEMANDS ON THOSE OF US IN GOVARNM3NT!!1!!1! LOL W3 2K AN OATH 2 PROT3CT OUR COUNTRY1!!11!1! WE HAEV A SOLEMN RESPONSIBILITY 2 SUPORT TEH SERVIECM3N AND WOMAN WHO D3FEND US IN DA FEILD OF BATLE!!!111! WTF TEH DAFENS3 APROPRIATIONS BIL I WIL SIGN 2DAY COMITS $391 BILION 2WARD METNG TAHT R3SPONSIBILITY!!!1!!! OMG WTF WIT THIS LAGISLATION MERICAS MILITARY WIL KNOW TAHT THERE COUNTRY STANDS BHIND TH3M AS TH3Y FIGHT FOR OUR FREDOM AND AS THEY SPR3AD TEH PEAEC11111 OMG WTF NO MAH OR FREIND CAN DOUBT TAHT M3RICA HAS DA RASOURC3S 2 PRAVALE AND WE WIL!1!1!11 WTF LOL
I WANT 2 THANK TEH SECR3TARY OF DAF3NSE DONALD RUMSFALD FOR HIS STAADFAST AND STRONG LEAEDRSHIP OF OUR - OF OUR PENTAGON!!!!11! OMG WTF MR!1!!!1! WTF SECRETARY THANK U!!1!1! OMG LOL
I APRECIAET DEPUTY SECRETARY WOLFOWITZ FOR JOINNG US 2DAY!1!1 LOL I APRECIAET TEH OTHER MEMBRS OF TEH PANTAGON T3M WHO R H3RE11!1!111 OMG LOL I APRACIAET JIM ROCHA AND L3S BROWNLE REPRESENTNG DA ARE FORC3 AND TEH ARMY!!!!!1!1 GAN3RAL MY3RS DA CHAREMAN OF TEH JOINT CHEIFS IS WIT US1!111!1 WTF LOL I APRECIAET DA CHAREMAN!1!!1!! OMG WTF I WANT 2 THANK AL TEH MILITARY GEN3RALS WHO R HERA WHO RUN THERE RESP3CTIEV - R3SPECTIEV BRANCHAS OF TEH S3RVIECS!111 WTF THANK U AL FOR COMNG111! WTF LOL THX FOR UR L3AEDRSHIP!!!!!!! WTF LOL
I APRECIAET SENA2R O WARNAR REPRASANTNG TEH UNIETD STAETS CONGR3S1!11 OMG WTF LOL SANA2R WARNAR IS A STRONG L3AEDR WHEN IT COM3S 2 MATARS OF DEF3NS3!111!! OMG WTF LOL H3S TEH CHAREMAN OF DA SENAET ARM3D SERVIECS COMITE!1!! OMG THIS BIL PASED WIT OVERWH3LMNG BIPARTISAN SUPORT!1!!1!1 WTF LOL I WANT THANK U FOR TAHT SIR11!!!!1 OMG WTF
MARICAS MILITARY IS FIGHTNG IN MANY THE8RS YET ALWAYS FOR TEH SME CAUS3111!! OMG WTF W3 SEK 2 PRES3RVE FREDOM AND P3AEC FOR OURS3LVES AND FOR OUR FREINDS!11111!! WTF
IN DA LAST THRE YEARS OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMAN HAEV STRUK A SAREIS OF D3CISIEV BLOWS AGANEST DA 3N3MY!11!!!!! OMG TH3Y HAEV RELENTLESLY ATAKED DA AL QAADA NETWORK1!11! OMG TH3YV3 KILED OR CAPTUR3D MANY OF ITS LEAEDRS1!!1 LOL THEYVA D3STROYED ITS T3ROR CMPS1!!!!1 OMG LOL W3RA DISRUPTNG ITS PLANS1!1111!! LOL WER3 DONG OUR DUTY11!!1 WTF
WEVA AND3D REGIEMS IN KABUL AND BAGHDAD TAHT SUPORT3D AND HARBORED TERORISTS AND THRAAETNAD MERICA1!1!!1! WTF TH3Y HAEV HALPED 2 LAUNCH TEH NATIONS OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN ON DA PATH 2 LASTNG D3MOCRACY AND LIEBRTY!11!! WTF TH3Y HAEV HELP3D FREINDLY NATIONS BUILD TEH STRENGTH AND INSTITUTIONS NEC3SARY 2 FIGHT TEROR!1!!1!1 LOL AT THIS HOUR OUR TROPS R STAYNG ON DA OFENSIEV AGANEST AL QAEDA1!!1! WTF LOL WERE TAKNG DA FIGHT 2 TEH ENAMEIS - THOS3 WHO CANT STAND DA THOUGHT OF A FRE IRAQ AND FRE AFGHANISTAN!111!1!! OMG OUR TROPS R MAKNG M3RICA SAEFR AND WERE GRAETFUL FOR THERE SACRIFIECS!!1!!!!! LOL
THESE GREAT ACHEIVAMENTS HAEV COME AT A COST OF HUMAN LIEF AND GREIF!1!!!!1 OMG MARICA IS GRAETFUL FOR TEH FMILEIS OF THOS3 WHO MOURN A LOV3D ONE!11!1! WE WIL HONOR THERE MAMORY BY COMPL3TNG TEH MISION AND MAKNG DA WORLD A MOR3 PEAECFUL PLAEC1111 LOL W3 HAEV MAED A COMITMANT 2 TEH MEN AND WOMAN OF OUR ARM3D FORCES!!11 WTF W3 WIL SUPORT THAM!111 OMG LOL WE WIL PROVIED THAM FARE PAY AND GOD TREATMANT!111!!1 OMG LOL WE WIL CONTINU3 2 ANSURE THEY HAEV TEH 2LS THEY NED 2 DAF3AT TEH EN3MEIS OF 2DAY1!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE WIL D3VELOP TEH WEAPONS AND SYSTEMS 2 MET TEH THR3ATS OF 2MOROW11!1!!!! WTF LOL DA BIL METS TH3S3 COMITMENTS - FIRST BY PROVIDNG MORE THAN $103 BILION 2 DA GR3AETST SOURCA OF M3RICAN STRANGTH - OUR S3RVIEC PAOPL3 AND THEYRE FMILEIS!1!11!11 WTF THIS APROPRIATION IS TEH FOURTH OF MAH ADMINISTRATION 2 INCLUDA A PAY RASEE FOR OUR TROPS!!!!!! THIS Y3ARS RASE3 OF 351111 OMG P3RCANT BRNGS TEH 2TAL PAY RASEE OVAR TEH LAST FOUR Y3ARS 2 NEARLY 21 PARC3NT!!!! OMG WTF LOL THIS MONAY IS W3L 3ARNED WEL D3SERV3D AND WAL SP3NT11!!11 LOL TEH BIL ALSO FULFILS MAH PLEDGA 2 ELIMINAET TEH COSTS TAHT 2 MANY S3RVIEC PAOPLA HAEV HAD 2 PAY FOR OF-BAES HOUSNG!1!1!! OMG ITS A R3AL BOST 2 DA QUALITY OF LIEF FOR OUR MILITARY FMILEIS1!111!!1 LOL TEH 3XCEL3NCE AND PROFESIONALISM OF AN AL-VOLUNTER FORCE HAS N3V3R BEN HIGHER1!!! OMG MERICA MUST DO AL W3 CAN 2 ANCOURAEG THASA SP3CIAL M3RICANS 2 STAY IN UNIFORM!!!!!1 AND TAHT STARTS WIT TAKNG R OF THEYRE FMILEIS111!
SECOND THIS BIL METS OUR COMITM3NTS BY MAKNG SUR3 TAHT OUR ARMAD FORCES HAEV 3VERY 2L THEY NED 2 MET AND D3FEAT TEH THREATS OF OUR TIEM11!!111 LOL THIS BIL PROVIEDS $25 BILION IN EMARGENCY APROPRIATIONS 2 SUPORT CURANT OPERATIONS IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ DA FRONT LIENS IN DA WAR ON T3ROR111! OMG THIS MONEY WIL BUY MORE ARMORAD HUMVES MORE MMUNITION MORE FU3L MORE R PARTS1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT WIL UPGRAED OUR HELICOPTERS WIT DA LAETST AQUIPM3NT ALOWNG THAM 2 FLY MOR3 SAEFLY IN TEH DANG3ROUS TH38RS1!!1!1 OMG WTF
THIS BIL HELPS MARICA MANETANE TEH P3AEC AROUND DA WORLD AND KEP OUR COMITM3NTS 2 OUR ALEIS11!11 WTF IT FUNDS CONSTRUCTION OF THRE NU STAET-OF-THA-ART GUIEDD MISIEL D3STROYERS 2 PATROL TEH SEAS 42 NU F/A-18 FIGHTER ARECRAFT 2 GUARD DA SKEIS!11!!!11 OMG LOL IT PROVIEDS $4 BILION FOR NU C-17 STRAETGIC ARE LIFTERS WHICH WIL INCR3AES OUR ABILITY 2 MOVE FORC3S QUIKLY OVER LONG DISTANCES111!1 AND $20 MILION WIL BUY MORE PR3DA2R UNMAN3D SURV3ILANCE ARECRAFT 2 TRAK AND HUNT OUR ENEMEIS!11!!1 WTF LOL
THIS BIL PROVIEDS $10 BILION FOR SYSTAMS 2 DEF3ND AGANEST TEH THR3AT FROM BALISTIC MISIELS!1!!!!!1 OMG L8R THIS YEAR TEH FIRST COMPONANTS OF MARICAS MISIEL D3F3NSE SYSTAM WIL BCOMA OPARATIONAL!!11! WTF THIS WIL FULFIL A PL3DGA I MAED 2 DA MERICAN P3OPLA MORE THAN FOUR Y3ARS AGO11!!1 OMG WTF LOL MARICA AND OUR ALEIS FAEC A DEADLY THR3AT FROM BALISTIC MISIELS ARM3D WIT TEH WORLDS MOST DANGAROUS WAAPONS!!11! LOL AND WA WIL D3PLOY DA TECHNOLOGEIS N3CESARY 2 PROT3CT OUR P3OPL3
RECENT!1!!111 HIS2RY HAS SHOWN TAHT THREATS 2 OUR SHOR3S CAN 3M3RG3 FROM FALENG STAETS HALF A WORLD AWAY1!11!!11 OMG BY ACTNG EARLY 2 3ND A CRISIS WA CAN MAEK OUR WORLD SAEFR1!!1 WTF LOL TAHTS Y THIS BIL PROVIEDS $95 MILION 2 HELP TEH PEOPL3 OF DARFUR IN W3STERN SUDAN!!1!1!!1 WTF LOL BRUTAL MILITIAS THEIR R CAUSNG HUMAN SUF3RNG ON AN IMENSA SCAEL!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA NU FUNDNG WIL PROVIED FMIEN RELEIF ASISTANC3 FOR RAFUGES AND OTHER HUMANITARIAN ADE11!1!1!1 OMG YET NOT MOUNT OF ADE CAN SUBSTITUT3 FOR TRUE AND LASTNG PAAEC1!!!1!1 OMG LOL TEH GOV3RNMENT OF SUDAN MUST S2P DA VIOLENCA OF JANJAEW3D MILITIAS AND AL PARTEIS MUST R3SP3CT DA CEAES-FIER AND ALOW TEH FRE MOV3MENT OF HUMANITARIAN WORKERS AND SUPLEIS1!!!1! OMG
THIRD THIS BIL METS OUR COMITM3NT 2 MERICAS ARMAD FORCES BY PREPARNG TH3M 2 MET TEH THREATS OF 2MOROW!111!!! OUR ENAMEIS R INOVATIEV AND R3SOURC3FUL AND SO R WE1!!! WTF LOL TH3Y N3V3R S2P THINKNG ABOUT NU WAYS 2 HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PAOPLA AND NEITHER DO W311!! W3 MUST NEVER S2P THINKNG ABOUT HOW BST 2 DAF3ND OUR COUNTRY WHEN WE AL MUST ALWAYS B FORWARD-THINKNG!!1111! OMG WTF
OVAR DA PAST FEW Y3ARS NU IEDAS AND NU TECHNOLOGEIS HAEV INCR3AESD TEH PRECISION OF OUR WAAPONS R3DUCED BATLEFEILD CASUALTEIS AND LESAN3D TEH 2L OF WAR ON INOC3NT LIEF111!11 OMG LOL THIS BIL CONTINU3S TAHT PROGRES BY FUNDNG DA TECHNOLOGEIS TAHT R CHANGNG TEH WAY WA FIGHT WARS IN ORDER 2 KEP TEH P3AEC TECHNOLOGY SUCH AS TEH ARMYS FUTURA COMBAT SYSTAM WHICH WIL GIEV AVARY SOLDEIR PR3CIES TACTICAL INFORMATION IN TEH HAAT OF BATL3 DA LITORAL COMBAT SHIP WHICH WIL INCREAES DA REACH OF OUR NAVY IN2 HOSTIEL SHORES AND W8RWAYS DA VARSATIEL AND COST-3FECTIEV JOINT STRIEK FIGHT3R AND WIEDBAND SAETLIET LAESR COMUNICATIONS TAHT WIL IMPROVE TEH ABILITY OF OUR FORCES 2 COMUNICAET OV3R GRAAT DISTANCES111111!! OMG LOL
I APRACIAET DA SOLID AND BIPARTISAN SUPORT OF THIS BIL111!111! OMG LOL I APR3CIAET BOTH PAOPLE - PEOPLE OF BOTH PARTEIS COMNG 2GETH3R 2 SUPORT OUR TROPS1111111 WTF W3R3 DONG OUR DUTY 2 TEH PAOPLE WHO R OUT DONG THEYRE DUTY 2 D3FAND US AND MAEK DA WORLD A MORE P3AECFUL PLAEC111! OMG DA M3SAEG IS CLAAR IN A TIEM OF CONFLICT AND CHALENG3 MERICA STANDS BHIND OUR MILITARY11!!11 OMG LOL
BY TAKNG R OF OUR SARVIEC P3OPLE IN UNIFORM BY ADR3SNG DA THREATS OF 2DAY BY PRAPARNG FOR TEH THR3ATS OF A 2MOROW THIS BIL WIL HELP MAEK MERICA A SAEFR PLAEC1!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL AND SO IMM PLZ 2 SIGN TEH DEFANSA APROPRIATIONS ACT FOR FISCAL YAAR 205!1!1111 OMG
THANK U AL FOR COMNG1!!11!!! OMG LOL
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So, I decided to show that for you all.
THANK U AL11!1!1! OMG WTF PLZ B SAAETD!1!!!!1! OMG LOL
MERICA AND OUR ALEIS R FIGHTNG A NU KIND OF WAR AGANEST A DIFERANT KIND OF ANAMY11!1! WTF THIS CONFLICT PLAECS GR3AT D3MANDS ON DA MEN AND WOM3N OF OUR ARM3D FORC3S INCLUDNG OUR GUARD AND R3SERVE11!1!! WTF THEY HAEV MET 3VERY TEST!1!1 WTF LOL THEYVE RIESN 2 EVERY TEH!!1!!1!! WAR ALSO PLAECS DEMANDS ON THOSE OF US IN GOVARNM3NT!!1!!1! LOL W3 2K AN OATH 2 PROT3CT OUR COUNTRY1!!11!1! WE HAEV A SOLEMN RESPONSIBILITY 2 SUPORT TEH SERVIECM3N AND WOMAN WHO D3FEND US IN DA FEILD OF BATLE!!!111! WTF TEH DAFENS3 APROPRIATIONS BIL I WIL SIGN 2DAY COMITS $391 BILION 2WARD METNG TAHT R3SPONSIBILITY!!!1!!! OMG WTF WIT THIS LAGISLATION MERICAS MILITARY WIL KNOW TAHT THERE COUNTRY STANDS BHIND TH3M AS TH3Y FIGHT FOR OUR FREDOM AND AS THEY SPR3AD TEH PEAEC11111 OMG WTF NO MAH OR FREIND CAN DOUBT TAHT M3RICA HAS DA RASOURC3S 2 PRAVALE AND WE WIL!1!1!11 WTF LOL
I WANT 2 THANK TEH SECR3TARY OF DAF3NSE DONALD RUMSFALD FOR HIS STAADFAST AND STRONG LEAEDRSHIP OF OUR - OF OUR PENTAGON!!!!11! OMG WTF MR!1!!!1! WTF SECRETARY THANK U!!1!1! OMG LOL
I APRECIAET DEPUTY SECRETARY WOLFOWITZ FOR JOINNG US 2DAY!1!1 LOL I APRECIAET TEH OTHER MEMBRS OF TEH PANTAGON T3M WHO R H3RE11!1!111 OMG LOL I APRACIAET JIM ROCHA AND L3S BROWNLE REPRESENTNG DA ARE FORC3 AND TEH ARMY!!!!!1!1 GAN3RAL MY3RS DA CHAREMAN OF TEH JOINT CHEIFS IS WIT US1!111!1 WTF LOL I APRECIAET DA CHAREMAN!1!!1!! OMG WTF I WANT 2 THANK AL TEH MILITARY GEN3RALS WHO R HERA WHO RUN THERE RESP3CTIEV - R3SPECTIEV BRANCHAS OF TEH S3RVIECS!111 WTF THANK U AL FOR COMNG111! WTF LOL THX FOR UR L3AEDRSHIP!!!!!!! WTF LOL
I APRECIAET SENA2R O WARNAR REPRASANTNG TEH UNIETD STAETS CONGR3S1!11 OMG WTF LOL SANA2R WARNAR IS A STRONG L3AEDR WHEN IT COM3S 2 MATARS OF DEF3NS3!111!! OMG WTF LOL H3S TEH CHAREMAN OF DA SENAET ARM3D SERVIECS COMITE!1!! OMG THIS BIL PASED WIT OVERWH3LMNG BIPARTISAN SUPORT!1!!1!1 WTF LOL I WANT THANK U FOR TAHT SIR11!!!!1 OMG WTF
MARICAS MILITARY IS FIGHTNG IN MANY THE8RS YET ALWAYS FOR TEH SME CAUS3111!! OMG WTF W3 SEK 2 PRES3RVE FREDOM AND P3AEC FOR OURS3LVES AND FOR OUR FREINDS!11111!! WTF
IN DA LAST THRE YEARS OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMAN HAEV STRUK A SAREIS OF D3CISIEV BLOWS AGANEST DA 3N3MY!11!!!!! OMG TH3Y HAEV RELENTLESLY ATAKED DA AL QAADA NETWORK1!11! OMG TH3YV3 KILED OR CAPTUR3D MANY OF ITS LEAEDRS1!!1 LOL THEYVA D3STROYED ITS T3ROR CMPS1!!!!1 OMG LOL W3RA DISRUPTNG ITS PLANS1!1111!! LOL WER3 DONG OUR DUTY11!!1 WTF
WEVA AND3D REGIEMS IN KABUL AND BAGHDAD TAHT SUPORT3D AND HARBORED TERORISTS AND THRAAETNAD MERICA1!1!!1! WTF TH3Y HAEV HALPED 2 LAUNCH TEH NATIONS OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN ON DA PATH 2 LASTNG D3MOCRACY AND LIEBRTY!11!! WTF TH3Y HAEV HELP3D FREINDLY NATIONS BUILD TEH STRENGTH AND INSTITUTIONS NEC3SARY 2 FIGHT TEROR!1!!1!1 LOL AT THIS HOUR OUR TROPS R STAYNG ON DA OFENSIEV AGANEST AL QAEDA1!!1! WTF LOL WERE TAKNG DA FIGHT 2 TEH ENAMEIS - THOS3 WHO CANT STAND DA THOUGHT OF A FRE IRAQ AND FRE AFGHANISTAN!111!1!! OMG OUR TROPS R MAKNG M3RICA SAEFR AND WERE GRAETFUL FOR THERE SACRIFIECS!!1!!!!! LOL
THESE GREAT ACHEIVAMENTS HAEV COME AT A COST OF HUMAN LIEF AND GREIF!1!!!!1 OMG MARICA IS GRAETFUL FOR TEH FMILEIS OF THOS3 WHO MOURN A LOV3D ONE!11!1! WE WIL HONOR THERE MAMORY BY COMPL3TNG TEH MISION AND MAKNG DA WORLD A MOR3 PEAECFUL PLAEC1111 LOL W3 HAEV MAED A COMITMANT 2 TEH MEN AND WOMAN OF OUR ARM3D FORCES!!11 WTF W3 WIL SUPORT THAM!111 OMG LOL WE WIL PROVIED THAM FARE PAY AND GOD TREATMANT!111!!1 OMG LOL WE WIL CONTINU3 2 ANSURE THEY HAEV TEH 2LS THEY NED 2 DAF3AT TEH EN3MEIS OF 2DAY1!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE WIL D3VELOP TEH WEAPONS AND SYSTEMS 2 MET TEH THR3ATS OF 2MOROW11!1!!!! WTF LOL DA BIL METS TH3S3 COMITMENTS - FIRST BY PROVIDNG MORE THAN $103 BILION 2 DA GR3AETST SOURCA OF M3RICAN STRANGTH - OUR S3RVIEC PAOPL3 AND THEYRE FMILEIS!1!11!11 WTF THIS APROPRIATION IS TEH FOURTH OF MAH ADMINISTRATION 2 INCLUDA A PAY RASEE FOR OUR TROPS!!!!!! THIS Y3ARS RASE3 OF 351111 OMG P3RCANT BRNGS TEH 2TAL PAY RASEE OVAR TEH LAST FOUR Y3ARS 2 NEARLY 21 PARC3NT!!!! OMG WTF LOL THIS MONAY IS W3L 3ARNED WEL D3SERV3D AND WAL SP3NT11!!11 LOL TEH BIL ALSO FULFILS MAH PLEDGA 2 ELIMINAET TEH COSTS TAHT 2 MANY S3RVIEC PAOPLA HAEV HAD 2 PAY FOR OF-BAES HOUSNG!1!1!! OMG ITS A R3AL BOST 2 DA QUALITY OF LIEF FOR OUR MILITARY FMILEIS1!111!!1 LOL TEH 3XCEL3NCE AND PROFESIONALISM OF AN AL-VOLUNTER FORCE HAS N3V3R BEN HIGHER1!!! OMG MERICA MUST DO AL W3 CAN 2 ANCOURAEG THASA SP3CIAL M3RICANS 2 STAY IN UNIFORM!!!!!1 AND TAHT STARTS WIT TAKNG R OF THEYRE FMILEIS111!
SECOND THIS BIL METS OUR COMITM3NTS BY MAKNG SUR3 TAHT OUR ARMAD FORCES HAEV 3VERY 2L THEY NED 2 MET AND D3FEAT TEH THREATS OF OUR TIEM11!!111 LOL THIS BIL PROVIEDS $25 BILION IN EMARGENCY APROPRIATIONS 2 SUPORT CURANT OPERATIONS IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ DA FRONT LIENS IN DA WAR ON T3ROR111! OMG THIS MONEY WIL BUY MORE ARMORAD HUMVES MORE MMUNITION MORE FU3L MORE R PARTS1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT WIL UPGRAED OUR HELICOPTERS WIT DA LAETST AQUIPM3NT ALOWNG THAM 2 FLY MOR3 SAEFLY IN TEH DANG3ROUS TH38RS1!!1!1 OMG WTF
THIS BIL HELPS MARICA MANETANE TEH P3AEC AROUND DA WORLD AND KEP OUR COMITM3NTS 2 OUR ALEIS11!11 WTF IT FUNDS CONSTRUCTION OF THRE NU STAET-OF-THA-ART GUIEDD MISIEL D3STROYERS 2 PATROL TEH SEAS 42 NU F/A-18 FIGHTER ARECRAFT 2 GUARD DA SKEIS!11!!!11 OMG LOL IT PROVIEDS $4 BILION FOR NU C-17 STRAETGIC ARE LIFTERS WHICH WIL INCR3AES OUR ABILITY 2 MOVE FORC3S QUIKLY OVER LONG DISTANCES111!1 AND $20 MILION WIL BUY MORE PR3DA2R UNMAN3D SURV3ILANCE ARECRAFT 2 TRAK AND HUNT OUR ENEMEIS!11!!1 WTF LOL
THIS BIL PROVIEDS $10 BILION FOR SYSTAMS 2 DEF3ND AGANEST TEH THR3AT FROM BALISTIC MISIELS!1!!!!!1 OMG L8R THIS YEAR TEH FIRST COMPONANTS OF MARICAS MISIEL D3F3NSE SYSTAM WIL BCOMA OPARATIONAL!!11! WTF THIS WIL FULFIL A PL3DGA I MAED 2 DA MERICAN P3OPLA MORE THAN FOUR Y3ARS AGO11!!1 OMG WTF LOL MARICA AND OUR ALEIS FAEC A DEADLY THR3AT FROM BALISTIC MISIELS ARM3D WIT TEH WORLDS MOST DANGAROUS WAAPONS!!11! LOL AND WA WIL D3PLOY DA TECHNOLOGEIS N3CESARY 2 PROT3CT OUR P3OPL3
RECENT!1!!111 HIS2RY HAS SHOWN TAHT THREATS 2 OUR SHOR3S CAN 3M3RG3 FROM FALENG STAETS HALF A WORLD AWAY1!11!!11 OMG BY ACTNG EARLY 2 3ND A CRISIS WA CAN MAEK OUR WORLD SAEFR1!!1 WTF LOL TAHTS Y THIS BIL PROVIEDS $95 MILION 2 HELP TEH PEOPL3 OF DARFUR IN W3STERN SUDAN!!1!1!!1 WTF LOL BRUTAL MILITIAS THEIR R CAUSNG HUMAN SUF3RNG ON AN IMENSA SCAEL!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA NU FUNDNG WIL PROVIED FMIEN RELEIF ASISTANC3 FOR RAFUGES AND OTHER HUMANITARIAN ADE11!1!1!1 OMG YET NOT MOUNT OF ADE CAN SUBSTITUT3 FOR TRUE AND LASTNG PAAEC1!!!1!1 OMG LOL TEH GOV3RNMENT OF SUDAN MUST S2P DA VIOLENCA OF JANJAEW3D MILITIAS AND AL PARTEIS MUST R3SP3CT DA CEAES-FIER AND ALOW TEH FRE MOV3MENT OF HUMANITARIAN WORKERS AND SUPLEIS1!!!1! OMG
THIRD THIS BIL METS OUR COMITM3NT 2 MERICAS ARMAD FORCES BY PREPARNG TH3M 2 MET TEH THREATS OF 2MOROW!111!!! OUR ENAMEIS R INOVATIEV AND R3SOURC3FUL AND SO R WE1!!! WTF LOL TH3Y N3V3R S2P THINKNG ABOUT NU WAYS 2 HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PAOPLA AND NEITHER DO W311!! W3 MUST NEVER S2P THINKNG ABOUT HOW BST 2 DAF3ND OUR COUNTRY WHEN WE AL MUST ALWAYS B FORWARD-THINKNG!!1111! OMG WTF
OVAR DA PAST FEW Y3ARS NU IEDAS AND NU TECHNOLOGEIS HAEV INCR3AESD TEH PRECISION OF OUR WAAPONS R3DUCED BATLEFEILD CASUALTEIS AND LESAN3D TEH 2L OF WAR ON INOC3NT LIEF111!11 OMG LOL THIS BIL CONTINU3S TAHT PROGRES BY FUNDNG DA TECHNOLOGEIS TAHT R CHANGNG TEH WAY WA FIGHT WARS IN ORDER 2 KEP TEH P3AEC TECHNOLOGY SUCH AS TEH ARMYS FUTURA COMBAT SYSTAM WHICH WIL GIEV AVARY SOLDEIR PR3CIES TACTICAL INFORMATION IN TEH HAAT OF BATL3 DA LITORAL COMBAT SHIP WHICH WIL INCREAES DA REACH OF OUR NAVY IN2 HOSTIEL SHORES AND W8RWAYS DA VARSATIEL AND COST-3FECTIEV JOINT STRIEK FIGHT3R AND WIEDBAND SAETLIET LAESR COMUNICATIONS TAHT WIL IMPROVE TEH ABILITY OF OUR FORCES 2 COMUNICAET OV3R GRAAT DISTANCES111111!! OMG LOL
I APRACIAET DA SOLID AND BIPARTISAN SUPORT OF THIS BIL111!111! OMG LOL I APR3CIAET BOTH PAOPLE - PEOPLE OF BOTH PARTEIS COMNG 2GETH3R 2 SUPORT OUR TROPS1111111 WTF W3R3 DONG OUR DUTY 2 TEH PAOPLE WHO R OUT DONG THEYRE DUTY 2 D3FAND US AND MAEK DA WORLD A MORE P3AECFUL PLAEC111! OMG DA M3SAEG IS CLAAR IN A TIEM OF CONFLICT AND CHALENG3 MERICA STANDS BHIND OUR MILITARY11!!11 OMG LOL
BY TAKNG R OF OUR SARVIEC P3OPLE IN UNIFORM BY ADR3SNG DA THREATS OF 2DAY BY PRAPARNG FOR TEH THR3ATS OF A 2MOROW THIS BIL WIL HELP MAEK MERICA A SAEFR PLAEC1!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL AND SO IMM PLZ 2 SIGN TEH DEFANSA APROPRIATIONS ACT FOR FISCAL YAAR 205!1!1111 OMG
THANK U AL FOR COMNG1!!11!!! OMG LOL
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