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[rabidchipmnk]

What's on your list of dealbreakers when it comes to romantic relationships? I dated this one girl without any toes. She was embarrassed about it. I didn't mind, and I didn't think toes were important anyway. But I guess that only applies to people who don't stand up, and there's a difference between a paraplegic and a girl who doesn't get

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[ilikedyourshoes]

a girl without toes is a witch
didnt you read witches by ronal dahl?

-k.

[rabidchipmnk]

Nope, but I've read Fantastic Mr. Fox. I assume there's some advice about girls and witches in there too.

Because, as I understand it, finding the right girl is like poultry farming.

[explodinghobo]

what the? headless chickens stewing in their own feces? sounds like tubgirl to me.

[rabidchipmnk]

I didn't need to know your fetishes, Eric.