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[rabidfangirl]

Hee!!!

I have found LOVE!

I was looking in all the wrong places. It's not in the men or the elves. It's in the studs! Even the pretty purple ones.

That's right, you silly two-legged twits. You can say goodbye to Lossefalmelaebethtaure. I've found a male who knows what a girl needs.

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[nazgulsteed]

Better not be something more expensive then carrots. I may not be able to afford to care for you in the manner in which you are accustomed.

[rabidfangirl]

But, darling ... All I ever wanted was a good roll in the hay.

[nazgulsteed]

Okay, I'm your horse.

[rabidfangirl]

*waggles ears and raises tail suggestively*

First you have to prove that you're fit to further the species. Catch me if you can!

*takes off at a lazy lope*