When will it end?

[rabidfangirl]

I just want these kids out of here. It's not natural. When was the last time you saw a pregnant Mary Sue? Huh? Tell me. I dare you! Come on. Oh, chicken, huh? Yeah, well, bring me some when you come crawling back like the mangy dog you are, okay? And make sure it's smothered in guacamole.

*cries*

I want my pookies.

Comments

[norolinde]

You could . . . get someone to transfer them into someone else. Or to speed things up a bit. But then you might get stretch marks, and I have a feeling that Mary Sues do NOT get stretch marks.

[rabidfangirl]

I want the babies. I think. I don't know.

Oh, Eru. What if they don't belong to my pookies? What if they're some sick joke perpetrated by Melkor or some other evil thing?

[nazgulsteed]

Does that mean I can stop building the nest? Because you are a very very large squirrel.

[rabidfangirl]

NO!

*narrows eyes*

Did you just say I was fat?

[taurof_gondolin]

Chicken and guacamole? Well, if you say so...

*brings it in* *notices the conversation between Binky and Fangirl*

*ducks out*

[rabidfangirl]

*screams after*

You'd better be here when these things come out if you want to keep your parts!

[taurof_gondolin]

O.O!!!!!

I don't want my parts gone!!!!

*sticks around*

[rabidfangirl]

*holds his hand in one of hers while she eats, grinning like a fool*

Such a sweetheart. Always ready to take responsibility for your actions.