I am eating cold sesame noodles with crackers because it makes them feel less greasy.

Gerbil, out.

Folks in or around New Haven:

Starting this Sunday, the Yale swing club will be offering month-long intro blues and swing workshops upstairs at GPSCY. Open to Yalies and New Haven folk at large. I will be one of the teachers, and the other teachers are really awesome dancers/teachers/people. I hope all y'all can come.
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Following the, uh, "great public uproar" against such wonderful titles as GTA, GTA: Some Other City and GTA: Now, With More Violence, Microsoft has decided to take action by releasing a truly new and evolved type of action-driving hybrid. In Crackdown, as a member of the world's first genetically-engineered law enforcement agency, you can take back ( Read more... )

(186) β is closer to K than α if β c-commands α and is not in the minimal domain of CH, where CH is the chain headed by γ, γ adjoined within the zero-level projection H(K)^0max.
Translation: trivial chains are excluded from the definition of closeness so that we can have a notion of equidistance that makes object-shift work, wth the corollary "your ( Read more... )

Step 1: Take favorite snack.
Step 2: Figure out what it's made out of.
Step 3: Make ginormous version of snack.
Step 4: Document ginormous snack-making at Pimp that Snack.
Step 5: Watch arteries clog. Read diet blog conveniently placed on same site.

Personal favorite: what would you do for a GIANT klondike bar?

Gerbil, out.

I think we have previously concluded that pants are some of the funniest things ever. Therefore, I present you a thing funnier than just plain-old ordinary pants:

Egg pants. Pants. For eggs.

Gerbil, out.

Escape from Planet Sprinkle.

No, I don't know what's with me and food recently.

Gerbil, out.

ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE

Gerbil, out.

Writing a reading response in one language while having an IM conversation in another is not a good idea.

Gerbil, out.

But Jonathan Coulton is kind of cool.

Gerbil, out.