...and had a dream about black and yellow colored cobra's....

Woke up in a cold sweat...

Someone must decipher them for me ( Read more... )

I woke up at 4:30am standard time, realized that "Oh shit! I forgot to set the clocks forward!"

And I still woke up a half and hour before I would normal wake up!

Damnit!

Guess who forgot to change their clocks???

Guess who woke up with a baaaadddd feeling this morning, for no apparent reason....

That's right!

Pope's dead....

That is all...

::end transmission::

No offense to anyone of any particular race, gender, creed, hair color, anything, it's a Friggen dream, so no one is allowed to get angry ( Read more... )

Apparenetly, when they said "regularly scheduled maintenance", my apartment complex meant, "rwo Russians are gonna wake you up at 9:30am, with the sounds of banging on the door, hammers, and drills ( Read more... )

But only in this jernal ( Read more... )

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This one's for you Joe...

Let me set the scenario: I was parked in a Murray's parking lot, waiting for some friends, so we could go play pool ( Read more... )