Look at you looking up at me. You tear out my heart like that guy in Indiana Jones who ripped out guys hearts. And I'm damn pissed about it woman! You were supposed to be so different, you know since I rescued you from that jerk who kept you locked up like prisoner. Remember me? I was your hero, like Lancelot on ecstacy, we did it all together...
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If the latter, tell your friends! :)
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very clever!
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I am sorry you are sad! I can tell because you are angry. Here I will make it better!
Look! Here is a baby who is pretending to be a pineapple who is playing the ukelele! Isn't that just the best?
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This was hilarious and sad all at once.
Really.
Nicely done.
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